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Started by Sidoh, December 07, 2005, 04:05:25 PM

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Sidoh

December 07, 2005, 04:05:25 PM
Q: Why hasn't any country sent a women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None.  She should have it open by the time she gets to the couch.

Q: Why don't women need to wear watches?
A: Because there's a clock on the oven.

Q: Why don't women need to learn out to ski?
A: Because there are no hills between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Blaze

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December 07, 2005, 04:18:42 PM Last Edit: December 07, 2005, 04:20:47 PM by Blaze
Q:  How do you turn a Dish-washer into a snow-blower?
A:  You buy her a shovel.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Sidoh

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December 07, 2005, 04:52:55 PM
Quote from: Blaze on December 07, 2005, 04:18:42 PM
Q:  How do you turn a Dish-washer into a snow-blower?
A:  You buy her a shovel.

LMFAO!  That's great.

Towelie

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December 07, 2005, 11:40:41 PM
The one I heard today(coincidentally) was:
Q:Why Dont women need driver's licenses?
A:Because there isn't a road between their bedroom and the kitchen

Joe

#4
December 09, 2005, 05:19:53 PM
Towelie, thats the skiing one. =p

Those are great!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

trust

#5
December 09, 2005, 08:56:39 PM
I read this one in a bathroom stall at the University of Virginia in 8th grade.

Q:What is the useless piece of flesh surrounding the vagina?
A:A woman.

Super_X

#6
December 09, 2005, 09:18:29 PM
Q: What's the differance between a run and my wife?
A: I have to take my rug outside to beat it.

Joe

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December 09, 2005, 10:47:16 PM
Question Trust, what are you doing in a University in 8th grade? The only post-highschool campus I've ever been on is Baraboo University, when I was hanging out in the woods with Justin, Liz, and Stacie.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

Warrior

#8
December 09, 2005, 11:43:56 PM
Q: You know what's funny?
A: Women's rights.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

GameSnake

#9
December 09, 2005, 11:47:40 PM
Holy offendsing shit chirst that is jolly!

Ergot

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December 09, 2005, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on December 09, 2005, 11:47:40 PM
Holy offendsing shit chirst that is jolly!
Offending* Christ*
The grammar police has struck again!
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Joe

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December 09, 2005, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Ergot on December 09, 2005, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on December 09, 2005, 11:47:40 PM
Holy offendsing shit chirst that is jolly!
Offending* Christ*
The grammar police has struck again!
Mai grammer is gooder.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

trust

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December 10, 2005, 05:24:09 AM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 09, 2005, 10:47:16 PM
Question Trust, what are you doing in a University in 8th grade? The only post-highschool campus I've ever been on is Baraboo University, when I was hanging out in the woods with Justin, Liz, and Stacie.

Campus tour with PSAT group.

Sidoh

#13
December 10, 2005, 12:49:59 PM
I went to University of Wyoming on a camp in 7th grade sometime.  I've been to CSU's campus for a lot of things in high school.

trust

#14
December 10, 2005, 06:55:34 PM
I toured my first college the summer between 5th and 6th @ Junior University.
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