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Started by Joe, December 19, 2005, 10:10:46 PM

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Joe

What do you call four Mexicans standing on quicksand?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Towelie


FrOzeN

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 19, 2005, 10:10:46 PM
What do you call four Mexicans standing on quicksand?
Quatro Sinko!

Ergot

Hahahah!!! Good one :D (If that's the right answer)
It's "Cuatro" :P
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Nate

Thats a horrible Mexicana Joke.

What do you do if you see a bloody mexican runing through the woods at night?

rabbit


Nate

Quote from: rabbit on December 20, 2005, 07:55:22 PM
Reload.

Stop laughing, Reload and Shoot Again.  Close Enough though

iago

Quote from: Nate on December 20, 2005, 06:29:46 PM
Thats a horrible Mexicana Joke.

What do you do if you see a bloody mexican runing through the woods at night?

Haha, around here it's "What do you do if you see an Indian limping?" but same idea :)

Joe

Hm, today @ church

Joe: Samantha, what do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?
Samantha: Theres an adult right behind you.
*** Joe looks
Joe: Hey Johnathan! What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Johnathan is a pretty funny guy, so he goes off about how that was racist, until he stops in confusion at "Thats against races and we don't support that here because...." =p
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Nate

Why do you talk about people for no reason?  Like seriously no one cares, I doubt that if those people are real they are your friends.

d&q

Lay off Joe, he gets laid seven times a week, maybe more!
The writ of the founders must endure.

Ergot

Quote from: Deuce on December 22, 2005, 06:25:03 PM
Lay off Joe, he gets laid seven times a week, maybe more!
Laid by his hand :/
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

igimo1

Quote from: Ergot on December 22, 2005, 08:11:34 PM
Laid by his hand :/

oh man, joe's going to need an ice pack for that one

AntiVirus

Quote from: Nate on December 22, 2005, 05:36:04 PM
Why do you talk about people for no reason?  Like seriously no one cares, I doubt that if those people are real they are your friends.
Lets not be an ass for no reason, mmk?
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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