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1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« on: December 26, 2005, 12:57:43 pm »
I got a chocolate bar for Christmas that's 1kg (2.2lbs).  I don't figure I'll ever finish it, but it sure looks cool!







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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2005, 01:46:38 pm »
Hahaha, that's HUGE!

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2005, 01:59:54 pm »
As a dear friend, I offer my assistance in such dire times :O
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2005, 02:19:06 pm »
As a dear friend, I offer my assistance in such dire times :O

You've such a kind heart, Ergot!

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2005, 02:27:15 pm »
I've seen bigger.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2005, 03:00:10 pm »

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2005, 03:20:46 pm »
Obviously he does :\

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2005, 03:40:01 pm »
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2005, 04:10:03 pm »
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2005, 04:17:53 pm »
http://www.I'mTryingToGetBanned.de/16665.html

Mines small. :(
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2005, 04:21:16 pm »
I've eaten one of those before.  I nearly puked after. Heh.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2005, 04:26:01 pm »
I've eaten one of those before.  I nearly puked after. Heh.

An e-penis?

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2005, 04:30:07 pm »
I've eaten one of those before.  I nearly puked after. Heh.

An e-penis?
HAHAHAHAHAH
http://www.I'mTryingToGetBanned.de/16665.html

Mines small. :(
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA What a stubby chode.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2005, 07:06:46 pm »
I got a chocolate bar for Christmas that's 1kg (2.2lbs). I don't figure I'll ever finish it, but it sure looks cool!

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What are the dimensions of that beast?

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2005, 07:35:40 pm »
It apears to be 8x17 chocolates! each chocolate is about 2x2cm
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2005, 11:51:44 pm »
I see your toes!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2005, 12:40:06 am »
I've eaten one of those before.  I nearly puked after. Heh.

An e-penis?
Shh, I told you on AIM privately!

Actually, I was referring to the big candy bar.. but if it helps you sleep better at night knowing deadly eats e-penis, go for it.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2005, 02:12:05 pm »
They have a 5 lb hersheys bar in america, but why would you need that much?!

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2005, 02:29:44 pm »
They have a 5 lb hersheys bar in america, but why would you need that much?!
Why wouldn't  you need that much?!?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2005, 02:32:40 pm »
Why wouldn't  you need that much?!?

Those Asians sure love their chocolate!

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2005, 02:55:11 pm »
Let me take a picture of my giant Hershey's Kiss.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2005, 03:10:46 pm »
Let me take a picture of my giant Hershey's Kiss.

Haha, I got one of those from my boss.  I already ate it, though (my mom and my sister helped).

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2005, 03:50:03 pm »
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2005, 07:22:15 pm »
Thats a normal kiss, silly quik and his optical illusions..
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2005, 11:02:28 pm »
The one I got came in a box about 1"^3.

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2005, 04:15:54 am »


i got one too, is it solid? im afraid to start on it.
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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2005, 04:34:30 am »
Mine was hollow, but it was filled with normal-sized kisses.

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2005, 10:26:46 pm »
Cadbury's > Hershey's.  People in Ireland send me candy like that all the time.  Its so very good.

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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2005, 11:01:03 am »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: 1kg (2.2lb) Chocolate Bar
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2005, 12:36:46 pm »


i got one too, is it solid? im afraid to start on it.

Yes it's solid, but nothing like iago's monster of chocolate. Only 7 oz (198 g) of chocolate, which isn't all *that* much. There is alot of other chocolate here (See's) that might give me more of an issue :p
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[20:21:15] xar: that was funny