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Started by Blaze, January 09, 2006, 03:51:52 PM

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Blaze

January 09, 2006, 03:51:52 PM
Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls, and truck full of dead babies?  You can't pick up bowling balls with pitchforks.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Joe

#1
January 09, 2006, 11:16:49 PM
Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies? Michael Jackson doesn't have a pile of bowling balls in his garage.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

leet_muffin

#2
January 09, 2006, 11:21:39 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on January 09, 2006, 11:16:49 PM
Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies? Michael Jackson doesn't have a pile of bowling balls in his garage.

Proof? 

At least there's proof that you can't pick up bowling balls. Michael Jackson could be a rather advanced bowler for all you know.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

Newby

#3
January 09, 2006, 11:23:23 PM
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and joe?

One sucks at coding and smells really bad, and the dead babies aren't it. :)
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Blaze

#4
January 09, 2006, 11:46:07 PM
Whats the difference between dead babies and a salad?  I don't eat salad.

All differences from now on have to include Dead Babies.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

deadly7

#5
January 10, 2006, 05:50:24 PM
What's the difference between George Bush and dead babies?  Dead babies eventually learn to say "Nuclear" properly, Bush has had 50+ years to do so and has failed.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Blaze

#6
January 10, 2006, 06:29:48 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on January 10, 2006, 05:50:24 PM
What's the difference between George Bush and dead babies?  Dead babies eventually learn to say "Nuclear" properly, Bush has had 50+ years to do so and has failed.

Whats the difference between dead babies, and deadly?  Nothing. Dead babies don't think, and deadly must have not been thinking when he said that dead babies learned things. :P
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

deadly7

#7
January 10, 2006, 06:44:26 PM
There's an afterlife!111111eleventyone
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

AntiVirus

#8
January 10, 2006, 09:11:25 PM
Quote from: Blaze on January 10, 2006, 06:29:48 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on January 10, 2006, 05:50:24 PM
What's the difference between George Bush and dead babies?  Dead babies eventually learn to say "Nuclear" properly, Bush has had 50+ years to do so and has failed.

Whats the difference between dead babies, and deadly?  Nothing. Dead babies don't think, and deadly must have not been thinking when he said that dead babies learned things. :P
Agreed <3. :D

What is the difference between dead babies and plants?  Plants can't paint walls red when you throw them at it!
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Warrior

#9
January 15, 2006, 10:02:06 AM
What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Sidoh

#10
January 15, 2006, 12:25:17 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4509.msg50824#msg50824 date=1137337326]
What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.

You don't understand the destinies of every living being.  You didn't create the universe.  Additionally, your name begins with an "N."

Joe

#11
January 15, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4509.msg50824#msg50824 date=1137337326]
What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.

Legally change your name to Jehovah. That'd rock!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

Sidoh

#12
January 15, 2006, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on January 15, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
Legally change your name to Jehovah. That'd rock!

ha.............

Warrior

#13
January 16, 2006, 08:58:46 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on January 15, 2006, 12:25:17 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4509.msg50824#msg50824 date=1137337326]
What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.

You don't understand the destinies of every living being.  You didn't create the universe.  Additionally, your name begins with an "N."

Yes..I do.

You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Quik

#14
January 16, 2006, 12:18:01 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4509.msg51055#msg51055 date=1137419926]
Quote from: Sidoh on January 15, 2006, 12:25:17 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4509.msg50824#msg50824 date=1137337326]
What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.

You don't understand the destinies of every living being.  You didn't create the universe.  Additionally, your name begins with an "N."

Yes..I do.

You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)

I might be getting a job at footlocker or an equivilent shoe store (one that sells Nike SBs) a little later this year, however I plan to leave and change jobs, not just move up in the ranks :p
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny
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