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I wish I picked a different seat :(
« on: January 26, 2005, 12:37:55 pm »
I'm sitting in the lab, and this chick comes in dressed in nursing gear.  She needed a workstation to log onto, and she wandered into the Unix lab by mistake.  So this guy in front of me logs her onto his account, and proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes (and counting) telling her about Unix, Firefox, etc.  I wish I was in his seat :(

She's like, "So, is this Mac or something?" and he says "No, it's Unix, some people like me prefer it because it's more fun".  Then he sits there reading Slashdot while she types up an email.  Now all he has to do is ask her for sex.  Har.


On that note, I'm going to wander somewhere with my internetless laptop, so I won't be able to have any forum-conversations with Mythix today.  I'll be home 2 hours earlier than usual, though, so see y'all at 3ish :)

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Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2005, 01:22:41 pm »
Asshole! :(
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Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2005, 06:39:46 pm »
you should have gone "move aside unix noob!"
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2005, 07:30:22 pm »
"My UNIX could beat up his UNIX!"
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Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2005, 07:38:27 pm »
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rm -rf /school/classroom/chairwithdudeonit
echo "Hey baby, need some help?"
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2005, 08:21:51 pm »
hahahahah.

Should have been: I bet you dev/cat/random too don't you? I bow to your skillz.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

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