I wish I picked a different seat :(

[iago]

I'm sitting in the lab, and this chick comes in dressed in nursing gear.  She needed a workstation to log onto, and she wandered into the Unix lab by mistake.  So this guy in front of me logs her onto his account, and proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes (and counting) telling her about Unix, Firefox, etc.  I wish I was in his seat :(

She's like, "So, is this Mac or something?" and he says "No, it's Unix, some people like me prefer it because it's more fun".  Then he sits there reading Slashdot while she types up an email.  Now all he has to do is ask her for sex.  Har.


On that note, I'm going to wander somewhere with my internetless laptop, so I won't be able to have any forum-conversations with Mythix today.  I'll be home 2 hours earlier than usual, though, so see y'all at 3ish :)

[Mythix]

Asshole! :(

[Ergot]

you should have gone "move aside unix noob!"

[Quik]

"My UNIX could beat up his UNIX!"

[Newby]

Code Select Expand

rm -rf /school/classroom/chairwithdudeonit
echo "Hey baby, need some help?"

[Mythix]

hahahahah.

Should have been: I bet you dev/cat/random too don't you? I bow to your skillz.