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Joe will some day get his revenge!

Started by Super_X, January 30, 2006, 11:22:13 PM

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January 30, 2006, 11:22:13 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2006, 11:31:08 PM by Super_X
Quote from: lamer@Kompooter
Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.k
Her voice was little more than a whisper.
        "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go.  I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles.  And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city.  And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
        "That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."

See, my Slackware fortune predicts it. Also, since it's a fortune, it's saying his "Wife," but we know it means us, 'cause who'd ever mary Joe?! <333 :-* love you, Joe!!

Newby

#1
January 30, 2006, 11:35:06 PM
That's good. :P
- Newby
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

GameSnake

#2
January 31, 2006, 12:19:12 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sidoh

#3
January 31, 2006, 12:47:12 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's so funny.  Hahahahah.

Joe

#4
January 31, 2006, 07:51:22 AM
* Joe poisons Supah_Ecks

Kidding. Pretty funny!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

Screenor

#5
January 31, 2006, 11:00:35 AM
Rofl, that's really good.

ZeroX

#6
January 31, 2006, 07:03:17 PM
LAMO <--- Becuase nobody used it yet.
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

deadly7

#7
January 31, 2006, 09:25:42 PM
Ha.. Ha.. Ha...
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Blaze

#8
January 31, 2006, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on January 31, 2006, 07:03:17 PM
LAMO <--- Becuase nobody used it yet.

Laugh ass my off?   ;D
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Joe

#9
February 01, 2006, 03:09:27 PM
Lame-o, is the correct spelling, I believe.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

AntiVirus

#10
February 01, 2006, 07:24:39 PM
Haha, poor Joe.. always being picked on. :(
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus
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