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Started by iago, February 25, 2006, 12:49:13 PM

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iago

I think something neat would be if somebody found an exploit in Windows' wireless stack.  Write a worm for it that spreads by walking near somebody who is infected.  Release it quietly, and track the geographical progress.  It would be just like a people virus. :)

Warrior

One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

mynameistmp

Alternatively, you could find an exploit in any Windows (or any OS for that matter) component and have it spread exclusively via wireless.

iago

True, but then you have to start wondering if firewalls are enabled (which is pretty common with SP2). 

Warrior

How about exploiting Windows update so it downloads the virus directly onto your PC via Microsoft! Thanks!
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Sidoh

Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4978.msg57656#msg57656 date=1141003176]
How about exploiting Windows update so it downloads the virus directly onto your PC via Microsoft! Thanks!

GENIUS!

Blaze

Quote from: Sidoh on February 26, 2006, 08:23:55 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4978.msg57656#msg57656 date=1141003176]
How about exploiting Windows update so it downloads the virus directly onto your PC via Microsoft! Thanks!

GENIUS!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Warrior

Warrior ftw.

But WAIT there is more: It will automaticly restart your PC..:D
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

iago

Yeah, but that would have nothing to do with geographical spreading and attempting to replicate human virus patterns, which is what this was about. 

Anyway, even Microsoft has some brains.  The only logical way to do this is by screwing with the DNS resolution, and I doubt Windows will automatically update without the proper certificate.  Although if I know Windows it would probably pop up a confirmation, "Are you sure you want to get hacked? yes/no"....

Sidoh


Warrior

Haha that's funny, I watched an Video on Channel9 today and the interviewer asked "Why do you turn security settings off by default". The guy paused for a bit laughed then said that they are no longer taking that approach, they say it's on by default now in Vista and future services they have (Security in general).
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Ergot

Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=4978.msg57693#msg57693 date=1141012127]
Haha that's funny, I watched an Video on Channel9 today and the interviewer asked "Why do you turn security settings off by default". The guy paused for a bit laughed then said that they are no longer taking that approach, they say it's on by default now in Vista and future services they have (Security in general).
Wow, how much did they pay someone to tell them that?
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Warrior

channel9.msdn.com
Regular people who interview Microsoft devs..
None of those people work for Microsoft, Microsoft just lets them tour around the HQ doing interviews about latest technologies. Once in a while those shocker questios pop up, the ones everyone is thinking but no one ever asks.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Ergot

I mean how much did they pay someone to tell them to finally put the security settings defaultly on.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Warrior

I think they sorta realized after XP..
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling