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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2006, 12:01:07 am »
How would you know?  The whole point is that you wouldn't.  That's like saying that I've never seen invisible aircraft.  THEY'RE INVISIBLE!!

I've seen one with my naked eyes (IIRC, Chuck Norris is the only other person who has).  They're visible in the Infrared spectrum, which my awesome eyes can see.

I'm upset that I've heard of both of those :(

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2006, 02:35:02 pm »
IAGO'S NAME IS PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT TO CAPITALIZE IF YOU'RE YELLING.
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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2006, 02:37:12 pm »

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2006, 03:07:56 pm »
IAGO'S NAME IS PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT TO CAPITALIZE IF YOU'RE YELLING.

It is true.  When it's all capitalized, it's quite clear that it begins with a "i". 

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2006, 09:42:52 am »
My parents are painting the room, and any day now it's going to get rebooted.  Just in case it happens by accident, I grabbed its uptime again:
root@gate:~# uptime
 08:05:39 up 191 days, 20:24,  1 user,  load average: 0.04, 0.01, 0.00

I don't think it'll make it to 200 :(

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2006, 10:24:10 am »
My parents are painting the room, and any day now it's going to get rebooted.  Just in case it happens by accident, I grabbed its uptime again:
root@gate:~# uptime
 08:05:39 up 191 days, 20:24,  1 user,  load average: 0.04, 0.01, 0.00

I don't think it'll make it to 200 :(

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2006, 12:05:55 pm »
My parents are painting the room, and any day now it's going to get rebooted.  Just in case it happens by accident, I grabbed its uptime again:
root@gate:~# uptime
 08:05:39 up 191 days, 20:24,  1 user,  load average: 0.04, 0.01, 0.00

I don't think it'll make it to 200 :(

Poor bastard. :(

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2006, 06:39:03 pm »
Well, I had to turn it off:

root@gate:~# cat bestuptime.txt
 15:28:31 up 194 days,  3:47,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

*sniffle*

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2006, 07:08:27 pm »
I know there is a way to manually set your uptime to that so you can continue....

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2006, 07:35:59 pm »
Yeah but that'd be unethical.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2006, 08:35:05 pm »
It went off due to technical fault, first offense; no penalty.  Had the parental units NOT painted the room it would have remained on.

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2006, 04:05:10 am »
It went off due to technical fault, first offense; no penalty.  Had the parental units NOT painted the room it would have remained on.
But it didn't, so it doesn't matter.  It was off, the uptime is gone.  There's nothing more to it. 

Incidentally, today's been a bad bad day for the server.  But it should be better from now on! :)

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2006, 12:13:52 pm »
Wow, that's still pretty impessive. :D  194 days.. Danm..  I can't even go past 20 days!!
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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2006, 02:43:47 pm »
Wow, that's still pretty impessive. :D  194 days.. Danm..  I can't even go past 20 days!!

One word: Windows. :P

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Re: Mmm, uptime
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2006, 03:49:51 pm »
One word: Windows. :P

The workstation in our MDF that we use every day for hours on end has an uptime nearing 100 days.  It's a dual 350 MHz machine running XP (it's an old server).