First time using a condom

[GameSnake]

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.

She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and "pow" I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

[igimo1]

Why do you always have idiotic topics in your forum?

[GameSnake]

Why do you keep posting here if you don't like the topic?

Edit: maybe it will enjoy more fanfare if it's in this forum.

[Blaze]

ROFL, pwnd.

[iago]

This reminds me of the guy who walks into an old lady's house.  He sees a condom floating in a fishbowl on her piano.  He eventually asks her why, and she says, "Well, the instructions said to keep moist and put it on your organ and it will prevent spread of disease.  And guess what?  I haven't had a cold all winter!"

[Blaze]

I have a rock that will keep tigers away...

[Sidoh]

Hahaha, that's great.

[deadly7]

This reminds me of the guy who walks into an old lady's house.  He sees a condom floating in a fishbowl on her piano.  He eventually asks her why, and she says, "Well, the instructions said to keep moist and put it on your organ and it will prevent spread of disease.  And guess what?  I haven't had a cold all winter!"

ROFL HAHAHAA THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Gamesnake, nice story!

[Sidoh]

ROFL HAHAHAA THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Gamesnake, nice story!

I think it was a joke, not a story. :)

[deadly7]

It was longer than a paragraph - it's a story, in my mind. :(

[Newby]

I thought this was a story. :(

[Joe]

ROFLROFL.

[ZeroX]

That story gave me a hard on  :o

[GameSnake]

Joke/story.

[Krazed]

Lmao.