AIM Bot Job Offer

[JTN Designer]

Details: Automated answering system, used for support/sales/information.
Offer: 200$USD or 1 Domain/3GB Diskspace/130GB Transfer for 2 years.
Misc: 2 weeks development time max; Good communication between you and I; AdvaHost, LLC will have Full Rights, Willing to sign a contractors agreement; Must be 18 or older(by providing me with a valid copy of your birth certificate); Resume or portfolio of past experiences and/or work. Must understand heuristics.

Contact Me:

Cell:570-335-4850
Email: jtndesigner@epix.net
AIM: JTN Designer
MSN: agentjeffbond@hotmail.com

Kind Regards,
Jeff

[Warrior]

I'm already doing it.

[Sidoh]

Glad you found someone.  I don't have the time.

[Newby]

I have a question: why would you do business over AIM?

Most businesses block instant messaging networks (I know Microsoft does, anyhow. I tried to telnet to login.oscar.aol.com:5190 (or whatever the server is) on a kiosk machine at their HQ and it wouldn't let me). It would only make sense to do business over e-mail or at the very least, a live chat room (java applet perhaps?) on your server.

My two cents.

[MyndFyre]

Oh, Teh User indicated that this guy wanted your birth certificate if you wanted to do this job.  Not exactly a bright idea.

[Sidoh]

I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P

[Furious]

I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P

It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.

[Sidoh]

It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.

Honestly, that's all I care about.  I don't give a shit if he needs to verify my age.  If he doesn't want to trust me, tough.  I'm not sending him my birth certificate. :P

[MyndFyre]

I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P

It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.

How about a driver's license?!?

I have never been asked for my birth certificate when applying for a job.

[Joe]

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I agree.  I'd never send my birth certificate over the internet to some guy I barely know. :P

It may not be smart on your part, but he has to verify your age some way.

How about a driver's license?!?

I have never been asked for my birth certificate when applying for a job.

I've never applied for a job, but I'm pretty sure they ask for your SSN. They can get your birthday through that, I'd assume.

[Sidoh]

Drivers Licenses are pretty easy to produce fraudulently, especially when they can't be examined in person (it's hard to do when you're just recieving a scanned image of one).

[MyndFyre]

I've never applied for a job, but I'm pretty sure they ask for your SSN. They can get your birthday through that, I'd assume.

They're not supposed to do anything with your social security number except verify that you're an eligible worker and pay taxes for you.

[Quik]

People fail to realize that you can get a scan of a driver's license or birth certificate and pass it off as your own, since an online user would not know what you look like (IE: DL picture) to compare, or even your name (either). I fail to see how a scan of a birth certificate would prove ANYTHING.

[Sidoh]

Well, Quik, it would prove that you probably know how to use a scanner.

[MyndFyre]

Well, Quik, it would prove that you probably know how to use a scanner.

Psh, I could photoshop a scanned-looking birth certificate from scratch.

If I even knew what mine looked like.  Maybe I would know what it looked like... if I'd ever HAD TO PRESENT IT AS ID.