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I hereby declare...
« on: May 08, 2006, 08:04:10 pm »
... this board (iago's forum) as mine.  It shall remain mine until I decide to give it back to the original, but not rightful, owner.

By having read the above, you acknowledged it as true.  That is all.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2006, 08:06:56 pm by dark_drake »
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 08:26:39 pm »
It's on. 

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 08:30:52 pm »
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2006, 08:42:02 pm »
fabricati diem, pvnc

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2006, 08:47:13 pm »
Magister mundi sum!
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2006, 08:48:30 pm »
Mine was more fitting.  :P

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2006, 10:11:04 pm »
Taco Bell.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2006, 10:19:25 pm »
The mere thought of GameSnake makes me want to sever all of my limbs and live life as a torso.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2006, 10:30:55 pm »
The mere thought of GameSnake makes me want to sever all of my limbs and live life as a torso.
I'd hit it.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2006, 10:34:03 pm »
WINNAR

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2006, 11:08:17 pm »
WTF is going on here!?

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2006, 11:14:17 pm »
SILENCIO Y VAMINOS ESTUPIDO!

Cuiva nwalca Carnirassë! Nai yarvaxëa rasselya taltuva ñotto-carinnar!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2006, 11:19:02 pm »
SILENCIO Y VAMINOS ESTUPIDO!

Callete antes de yo te mato. Apestas cuando habla espanol, porque tu eres un nino estupido que necesita morir.
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2006, 11:23:05 pm »
No habla spanglish.

Haha, that reminds me.  At FBLA state convention, we got my friend (Foreign exchange student from China) to go around saying "No hablo Ingles!" to random advisers and faculty.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2006, 11:25:38 pm »
No habla spanglish.

Haha, that reminds me.  At FBLA state convention, we got my friend (Foreign exchange student from China) to go around saying "No hablo Ingles!" to random advisers and faculty.
ha ha?

Je ne comprends pas. Je ne veux pas comprends.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2006, 12:13:06 am »
Je ne veux pas comprends.

Should be: "Je ne veux pas le comprends" or "Je ne veux pas comprendre", duh!  ;P

Jeez, I remember too much from those damn french classes -- I can still read and semi-write french.  >.<

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2006, 12:30:40 am »
Mine was more fitting.  :P
As the Master of the Universe, I'm going to let this post stay.
errr... something like that...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2006, 12:37:45 am »
Je ne veux pas comprends.

Should be: "Je ne veux pas le comprends" or "Je ne veux pas comprendre", duh!  ;P

Jeez, I remember too much from those damn french classes -- I can still read and semi-write french.  >.<

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Je ne veux pas comprendre francais!

Aimez-vous les petits garcons?
The writ of the founders must endure.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2006, 01:00:14 am »
Je ne veux pas comprends.

Should be: "Je ne veux pas le comprends" or "Je ne veux pas comprendre", duh!  ;P

Jeez, I remember too much from those damn french classes -- I can still read and semi-write french.  >.<

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Je ne veux pas comprendre francais!

Aimez-vous les petits garcons?
haha, looks like I can remember french. the answer is:
I AM NOT MICHAEL JACKSON DAMNIT

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2006, 01:21:25 am »
Je ne veux pas comprends.

Should be: "Je ne veux pas le comprends" or "Je ne veux pas comprendre", duh!  ;P

Jeez, I remember too much from those damn french classes -- I can still read and semi-write french.  >.<

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Je ne veux pas comprendre francais!

Aimez-vous les petits garcons?
haha, looks like I can remember french. the answer is:
I AM NOT MICHAEL JACKSON DAMNIT
I gather that answe is right.


I'm only in the second part of french 1 (again)...
I took 3 semesters (which = 2 yrs) of french in highschool from someone from argentina, I learned little.  I've learned more this 1 semester than I did all of those 3 semesters

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2006, 02:18:54 am »
Je ne veux pas comprends.

Should be: "Je ne veux pas le comprends" or "Je ne veux pas comprendre", duh!  ;P

Jeez, I remember too much from those damn french classes -- I can still read and semi-write french.  >.<

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Je ne veux pas comprendre francais!

Aimez-vous les petits garcons?
No comment.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2006, 08:07:32 am »
Mine was more fitting.  :P
As the Master of the Universe, I'm going to let this post stay.

This thread started off on a good note, but these losers are .... losers :P

"I came, I saw, I conquered"
"Make my day, punk"
"I am the master of the Universe"

Then it kinda went downhill.. :P

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2006, 08:15:27 am »
I came, I saw, I conqured, from record sales to sold out concerts. So mawfuckers if you want this encore, I need you to scream until your lungs get sore!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2006, 03:13:10 pm »
mawfuckers

Jesus hates those who use slanderous language!

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2006, 04:30:01 pm »
mawfuckers

Jesus hates those who use slanderous language!
heh, NEW VERSE!

"Jesus loves the little children (minus Joe), all the little children of the world (minus Joe)"
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2006, 06:40:17 pm »
Comprehendo lingue d'Italiano.  SONO LUOMO DI FORMAGGIO!

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2006, 06:52:19 pm »
dark_drake, as your advisor, I suggest you consider foreign tongues blasphemy.  As such, anyone who speaks in them should be promptly beheaded.

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2006, 08:19:27 pm »
Mine was more fitting.  :P
As the Master of the Universe, I'm going to let this post stay.

This thread started off on a good note, but these losers are .... losers :P

"I came, I saw, I conquered"
"Make my day, punk"
"I am the master of the Universe"

Then it kinda went downhill.. :P

I see no references to Taxi Driver.
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2006, 10:52:27 pm »
Speaking about foreign languages..

(19:22:04) Joe: i got laughed at during lunch today
(19:22:04) Joe: lol
(19:22:15) Joe: i'm friends with two mexicans, david and some girl i don't know her name
(19:22:21) Joe: and they always speak spanish
(19:22:29) Joe: so i didn't think the girl knew english
(19:22:39) Joe: but david said something to her in english today
(19:22:47) Joe: and i'm like "oh you speak english?"
(19:22:54) Joe: and shes like "yeah.." and laughs at me, lol
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2006, 11:10:16 pm »
Speaking about foreign languages..

(19:22:04) Joe: i got laughed at during lunch today
(19:22:04) Joe: lol
(19:22:15) Joe: i'm friends with two mexicans, david and some girl i don't know her name
(19:22:21) Joe: and they always speak spanish
(19:22:29) Joe: so i didn't think the girl knew english
(19:22:39) Joe: but david said something to her in english today
(19:22:47) Joe: and i'm like "oh you speak english?"
(19:22:54) Joe: and shes like "yeah.." and laughs at me, lol

Cool Story
« Last Edit: May 09, 2006, 11:13:15 pm by Sidoh »

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2006, 11:38:26 pm »
dark_drake, as your advisor, I suggest you consider foreign tongues blasphemy.  As such, anyone who speaks in them should be promptly beheaded.
Technically, they aren't speaking them, so I'm okay with it; I can just scroll past it.  It's not like anything worthwhile was ever written or spoken in Spanish or French.
errr... something like that...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2006, 11:44:31 pm »
Technically, they aren't speaking them, so I'm okay with it; I can just scroll past it.  It's not like anything worthwhile was ever written or spoken in Spanish or French.

What if your scroll wheel breaks?

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2006, 12:01:02 am »
Technically, they aren't speaking them, so I'm okay with it; I can just scroll past it.  It's not like anything worthwhile was ever written or spoken in Spanish or French.

What if your scroll wheel breaks?
There's more than one way to scroll.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2006, 12:03:01 am »
There's more than one way to scroll.

Not when you're lazy.  I have a really hard time browsing the web without a scrollwheel.  It's like making me press "Alt + 032" instead of using a space bar. :P

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« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2006, 12:04:37 am »
There's more than one way to scroll.

Not when you're lazy.  I have a really hard time browsing the web without a scrollwheel.  It's like making me press "Alt + 032" instead of using a space bar. :P
Actually when I'm lazy I click drag as it's much faster to get to the bottom then endlessly using the scroll whell.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2006, 12:10:28 am »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

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« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2006, 12:12:37 am »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

Filthy, corrupted lies.

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« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2006, 06:36:19 pm »
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How are you friends with someone but fail to know their name?
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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2006, 01:43:17 pm »
My scroll wheel is broken, but I can still push in.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2006, 05:55:08 pm »
Wow Newby that's some choppy spanish. :D

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2006, 06:10:36 pm »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

Filthy, corrupted lies.

A working scroll wheel is better than the page up/down and the home/end keys.  This is my judgement and, as such, is without contestation.
errr... something like that...

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2006, 06:21:00 pm »
pag up/down & home/end keys pwn scroll whee

A working scroll wheel is better than the page up/down and the home/end keys.  This is my judgement and, as such, is without contestation.

Told you so.

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« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2006, 09:31:51 pm »
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(19:22:15) Joe: i'm friends with two mexicans, david and some girl i don't know her name
How are you friends with someone but fail to know their name?

I'm only aquainted with the girl. The guy I'm friends with, though.

My scroll wheel is broken, but I can still push in.

O RLY?

Wow Newby that's some choppy spanish. :D

YA RLY.

A working scroll wheel is better than the page up/down and the home/end keys.  This is my judgement and, as such, is without contestation.

SRSLY? My page up and page down keys don't work in firefox.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2006, 09:42:50 pm »
SRSLY? My page up and page down keys don't work in firefox.

Are you questioning dark_drake's incontestable judgement?

Don't make me use the boulders he sent me for something other than landscaping.

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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2006, 09:40:27 pm »
Wow Newby that's some choppy spanish. :D

YA RLY.

@ Warrior: clean it up for me. I'm pretty crappy with forming sentences, so I'm always willing to be corrected where I am lacking. As long as it's constructive (which brings me to..)

@ Joe: Shut the fuck up, you useless bag of flesh. You don't even know Spanish very well. Kill yourself.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I hereby declare...
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2006, 09:52:21 pm »
@ Joe: Shut the fuck up, you useless bag of flesh. You don't even know Spanish very well. Kill yourself.

:O

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