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Started by SlamBliss, May 16, 2006, 07:37:52 PM

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SlamBliss

May 16, 2006, 07:37:52 PM
Hello. My name is SlamBliss.

And I am, a chronic masterbater.
I've been doing it since I was about nine, and I just couldn't stop. Then I met Newby. And let me tell you... Newby gave the term "butthole" a new meaning to me.

Newby

#1
May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 PM
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

SlamBliss

#2
May 16, 2006, 07:42:47 PM
Quote from: Newby on May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 PM
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

You were drunk on my love, baby.

rabbit

#3
May 16, 2006, 08:50:29 PM
I hate you, stop following me!

deadly7

#4
May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 PM
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

CrAz3D

#5
May 16, 2006, 09:26:23 PM
whoa, I sense past w/eness...cool

SlamBliss

#6
May 16, 2006, 10:02:06 PM
Oh rabbit... How I missed your adminly antics.


You remember this little guy? Well he remembers you...

Joe

#7
May 16, 2006, 10:40:49 PM
OMFG BUNNY OF DOOm.

Hai aT SlamBliSS, mE luv u wif MAUF!

Seriously though, welcome to x86 labs. I'm awaiting the sequel to your Fatass Productions Feature Length Film.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

rabbit

#8
May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 PM
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.

deadly7

#9
May 16, 2006, 11:45:36 PM
Quote from: rabbit on May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 PM
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years.  No need for an intermediate introductor.
That's deadly7, he likes talking.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Joe

#10
May 17, 2006, 08:02:59 AM
We know.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

ZeroX

#11
May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

SlamBliss

#12
May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.

Super_X

#13
May 17, 2006, 07:41:05 PM
Quote from: SlamBliss on May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.
Loser.


;)

GameSnake

#14
May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 PM
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
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