*insert end of StarWars theme song here*

[Joe]

Yup. I'm coming back, under the following three conditions:
I need someone to pay for my account.
I can get OSX86 to run on my computer.
I can get WoW to run on OSX86.

The first will be tough, the second less tough, and the third should be trivial after the second is completed.

Computer specs:
Intel Integrated Graphics (Don't complain, just buy me a new graphics card, thanks =))
Intel Pentium 4 2.8GHz (Should be recongnized as an Intel Core Solo, I think)
1GB of RAM. I don't know what kind, but OSX86 shouldn't care.
Dial-up. Fortunately, Tory and I are hanging out so much lately that I may just move into his house for the summer and have DSL. =)

I have a level 40 Human Warlock on Thunderlord, but he's a piece of crap (spec and equipment wise), and Human + Warlock don't mix too well. I'm planning on making a new Gnome Female Warlock (specced to kill quickly with no self-preservation whatsoever) on Malestrom and joining the x86 guild.

[Furious]

So...when are you coming back?

[Blaze]

I assume as soon as someone gives him a game card, or he bugs his parents enough.

[Joe]

Leaning towards the former. So Blaze.. go shopping. =)

[deadly7]

I assume as soon as someone gives him a game card, or he bugs his parents enough.

So you've already ruled out him getting a job. :p

Joe, why do you want to be a female and why are you hanging out constantly with a dude named Tory?  This tells us a lot about you.

[Joe]

That was a lame attempt at humor, deadly. I hang out with Tory because we're working on a few projects (both in the fields of construction and comp sci), he has money, a car, and DSL. I want to be a female because I don't want to stare at a he-gnome's ass for hours when I play WoW.

[Blaze]

I'm Gnome president.  I disallow you to be a Gnome.

[Screenor]

That was a lame attempt at humor, deadly. I hang out with Tory because we're working on a few projects (both in the fields of construction and comp sci), he has money, a car, and DSL. I want to be a female because I don't want to stare at a he-gnome's ass for hours when I play WoW.

"But I'll be damned if you're gonna stop me from staring at a female gnomes ass!"

[Joe]

That was a lame attempt at humor, deadly. I hang out with Tory because we're working on a few projects (both in the fields of construction and comp sci), he has money, a car, and DSL. I want to be a female because I don't want to stare at a he-gnome's ass for hours when I play WoW.

"But I'll be damned if you're gonna stop me from staring at a female gnomes ass!"

Tru dat.

[Sidoh]

He-Gnomes are awesome.  Sidoh is a he-Gnome.

'nuff said.

[ZeroX]

Wires and I are NE. Just do that. Gnomes are gay anyways. "They cant be druids"

[Furious]

Wires and I and Furious are NE. Just do that. Gnomes are gay anyways. "They cant be druids"

;D

[Joe]

NE are gay, they can't be warlocks.

But come to think about it, I may consider a priest instead. Decursive is really nice - does anyone know of a "heal the person in most need" addon?

[Armin]

Get CT_RA. It has this emergency monitor thing.

[Joe]

I'm wondering how well that would work in a 5-man group, though.