I r wanna join!

[Joe]

iago interviewed me on AIM.

JoE ThE oDD: If the King is unable to fulfil his duty, and cannot appoint a successor (dead or imprisoned or otherwise)
JoE ThE oDD: Its kinda funny that some x86 members are actually getting close to that.. lol
iago[x86]: Yeah, if we kill Newby..
iago[x86]: haha yeah
iago[x86]: Retarded people
JoE ThE oDD: Nono not dead, but imprisoned
JoE ThE oDD: :P
JoE ThE oDD: I've never been to court. I'm glad.
JoE ThE oDD: :)
iago[x86]: Haha, I was about to ask that
iago[x86]: Well sorry, you don't fit in to x86
JoE ThE oDD: Haha
iago[x86]: Go commit a crime
iago[x86]: Then try again
JoE ThE oDD: I've been truant (or however the fuck you spell it) before.
iago[x86]: I should interview you for x86
iago[x86]: Describe your life outside your computer?
iago[x86]: (Correct answer, "Life?")
JoE ThE oDD: Haha. I have a girlfriend named Katy who I see every Wednesday night. Other than that, I sit on my computer, go to school (and sleep), or just plain sleep.
iago[x86]: haha, cool
iago[x86]: And what's this about being AWOL?
JoE ThE oDD: What does AWOL stand for? :P
iago[x86]: Absent Without (Official) Leave
iago[x86]: sometimes just Absent WithOut Leave
JoE ThE oDD: Ah. I was tired.
iago[x86]: haha
iago[x86]: so you mean you skipped school once?
JoE ThE oDD: Well, for an hour. After that the cops came and got me.
iago[x86]: Cops?
JoE ThE oDD: Police officers. Doughnut eaters. Native shooters.
iago[x86]: Natives suck
iago[x86]: But back to the point
iago[x86]: Why'd the cops come and get you?
JoE ThE oDD: My dad wasn't happy with me sleeping when I should be in math class.
iago[x86]: So he got the cops to take you there?
JoE ThE oDD: Yup. Pretty easy in the US, eh?
iago[x86]: That's amazing
iago[x86]: Ok, you've been taken away by police (hahaha), so you'll fit in
iago[x86]: taken, I guess, not taken away
JoE ThE oDD: :)
iago[x86]: Question 2!
Are you white? Jewish? Welsh?
JoE ThE oDD: White. Christian. (Newby, if you're reading this interview log, HI!).
iago[x86]: Nah, this is totally unofficial
iago[x86]: Ok, third question which you already answered:
JoE ThE oDD: 50% German, 25% French, 25% Italian, if anyone cares.
JoE ThE oDD: :)
iago[x86]: What's your religion? Christian? Jew? VB?
iago[x86]: 25% French? GET OUT!
JoE ThE oDD: 50% German. Hug me. I could be reated to Hitler.
iago[x86]: 25% french, go away, you could be related to me :(
iago[x86]: (I'm 25% french)
JoE ThE oDD: Cool!
JoE ThE oDD: Ron, you're my long lost brother!
iago[x86]: eww
iago[x86]: I'm also 25% swedish
iago[x86]: And the rest is like British
iago[x86]: unsure exactly where
JoE ThE oDD: I'm not Swedish or British. :)
iago[x86]: Sucks to be you
iago[x86]: Ok, hmm
iago[x86]: Next question: (ready?)
JoE ThE oDD: But I'm Irish. Kiss me, I'm Irish. (But don't, because I'm also straight.)
JoE ThE oDD: (Yes.)
iago[x86]: ok, question the next:
Which question are we on?
JoE ThE oDD: Four.
iago[x86]: ok
iago[x86]: 4. .. I'm out of ideas
iago[x86]: Test yourself
JoE ThE oDD: Hrm..
JoE ThE oDD: Who's George Bush?
JoE ThE oDD: One shitty leader.
JoE ThE oDD: :)
JoE ThE oDD: k am i in? lol
iago[x86]: haha
iago[x86]: ooh!
iago[x86]: 5. Where do you live?
JoE ThE oDD: Reedsburg, Wisconsin, 53959, USA, North America, Earth, Milky Way
JoE ThE oDD: Would you like driving directions?
iago[x86]: 6. Where's Wisconsin?
JoE ThE oDD: Right under lake superior, which is near Toronto.
iago[x86]: ok
iago[x86]: ooh
iago[x86]: Isn't that where Stealth lives?
JoE ThE oDD: Yup.
iago[x86]: Aha
JoE ThE oDD: He lives about an hour away from me, in Madison.
iago[x86]: How far is that from Ottawa?
JoE ThE oDD: Hrm.. iono.
JoE ThE oDD: If I hopped in my car right now and drove straight north towards canada
iago[x86]: FAILED
JoE ThE oDD: I'd get arrested.
iago[x86]: THEN you could join!
JoE ThE oDD: Haha
iago[x86]: Ottawa is on the border of Ontario and Quebec
iago[x86]: I might be living there for the summer
JoE ThE oDD: I see..
JoE ThE oDD: Uh, that doesn't help any..
JoE ThE oDD: lol
iago[x86]: Nope, but eh
iago[x86]: Hmm
..and then it goes on to a conversation about HTML tabbing and Bosnia.

[iago]

Yeah, there's a new rule: you have to have been to court to join x86.

[Joe]

My uncle has been to court, and I've had a few conversations (not good ones either) with the authorities. Does that combine to something?

EDIT:
Now, to show you guys what a leet programmer I am, a few projects I've tossed together over random 10-minute periods.

VB RCRS Functions
http://ix86.cold-chaos.net/forum/index.php?topic=627.0

HTML CleanSlateBot
http://forum.valhallalegends.com/phpbbs/index.php?topic=10477.0

Packet Parsing Class (RemoveDWORD and such functions, like iagos Buffer.java)
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=229

Add-Chat procedure, with commenting like mad hell
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=216

Long-ass explination of each part of BNLS_0x0B (BNLS_HASHDATA)
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=225

Some Botnet packet sending subs -- Never Finished
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=185

Packet Buffer -- Modification of DM's. Includes all BNET-Related headers, plus raw data (No header) I just fixed a ton of stupid shit in this.
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=144

TAHCBot - A nice, lightweight Telnet Bot for Battle.net. No biggie jee-wizz features, but it works.
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=103&st=0&#entry2615

[iago]

(11:56:38) Joe: I feel like a loser. My mom says I have no life.
(11:57:23) iagox86: In that case, welcome to x86! ;)

[Quik]

Newby's name is James. Sorry.

Bribing members is encouraged.  Tmp sent me a router to join vL, and still never did.  (ok that's a lie, he wanted to join vL and sent me a router, they were unrelated)

Tmp should be talented enough to join vL, from what I've seen of him. He should send you something (he gave us an IRC chatroom as a favor to you! [Doesn't work anymore, but still..]) :D

[Joe]

iago's post was quoted after me successfully VNCing.. was it Indian or Slayer that I just VNCed?

[MyndFyre]

My uncle has been to court, and I've had a few conversations (not good ones either) with the authorities. Does that combine to something?

Hrm I was going to say I'm glad I was grandfathered in, but I suppose that I've been to court for a traffic ticket.  *shrug*

EDIT:
Now, to show you guys what a leet programmer I am, a few projects I've tossed together over random 10-minute periods.

This is not a programming clan.

By the way I get really vicious in this post.  If you can't handle it I suggest you skip it.  But it's because you callxd yourself a leet programmer.

VB RCRS Functions
http://ix86.cold-chaos.net/forum/index.php?topic=627.0

Ooooh, you put together the workings of a text protocol in VB.  Look at my awe.  Ooooh.

HTML CleanSlateBot
http://forum.valhallalegends.com/phpbbs/index.php?topic=10477.0

You didn't actually make a CSB in HTML.  You used the pre-made CSB component to make an HTML page that would only work in Internet Explorer running on your local machine (unless you're a real moron and have your ActiveX settings open to download random shit from the internet).
On top of that you were too stupid to figure out how to Google for events in VBScript, I had to hold your hand and show you where it goes.

Packet Parsing Class (RemoveDWORD and such functions, like iagos Buffer.java)
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=229

This isn't the first of its kind written in VB, and the first one was actually based on my IncomingPacketStream.cs class (or was it the IIncomingStream interface?  meh)

Add-Chat procedure, with commenting like mad hell
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=216

So you've taken someone else's work and commented on it.  See my reply to the VB RCRS implementation.

Long-ass explination of each part of BNLS_0x0B (BNLS_HASHDATA)
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=225

Your long-ass "explination(sic)" has several errors.  First:

This means you need to take the length of the Data Void, and insert it as a long. Len() returns an Integer, but thats OK. If you use an integer where you should use a long, you will have it automatically changed to a long.

First of all, "Void" in the BNLS specification specifies untyped, unsized data.  The most accurate description you could use in place of "void" (which means nothing) is "buffer."  By the way, as your first paragraph, it suchs.  You don't even specify what it is that means what you say -- you just say "this means...."

Then, you need to insert the data you want hashed as a Void. For this packet, the Void in a NON null terminated string. This is the data we want hashed.

Actually when you're using this packet to hash CD keys or strings, I include the null terminator, and the length should include the null terminator.

Some Botnet packet sending subs -- Never Finished
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=185

Never finished -- need I say more?

Packet Buffer -- Modification of DM's. Includes all BNET-Related headers, plus raw data (No header) I just fixed a ton of stupid shit in this.
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=144

See the replies about it on that forum and then see my reply about RCRS.

TAHCBot - A nice, lightweight Telnet Bot for Battle.net. No biggie jee-wizz features, but it works.
http://www.quikness.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=103&st=0&#entry2615

I don't want to get redundant.

[iago]

I don't think he was serious about being "a leet programmer", and he wasn't trying to show any earth shattering work.  That being said, there's just one comment I'd make:

HTML CleanSlateBot
http://forum.valhallalegends.com/phpbbs/index.php?topic=10477.0

You didn't actually make a CSB in HTML.  You used the pre-made CSB component to make an HTML page that would only work in Internet Explorer running on your local machine (unless you're a real moron and have your ActiveX settings open to download random shit from the internet).

That was a unique idea, never been done before.  I'm not saying it's GOOD, or USEFUL, but it's neat :P

[Joe]

iago has taken the words right out of my mouth.

I don't think he was serious about being "a leet programmer", and he wasn't trying to show any earth shattering work.

I was indeed not serious. I am a programmer, but a leet one? Many could claim not.

That was a unique idea, never been done before.  I'm not saying it's GOOD, or USEFUL, but it's neat :P

The exact reason I did it.

After reading your comments on my work, I must say that those were just the few things I slopped together in 5-15 minutes, as I said. Thats not my best work. Also, the AddChat, although based on Grok's idea, was written entirely by me.

[Newby]

Innovation > making an already existant idea better.

(i.e instead of making the "GREATEST" moderation bot in the history of the universe, make a bot with something nothing else has. G_G)

[MyndFyre]

(i.e instead of making the "GREATEST" moderation bot in the history of the universe, make a bot with something nothing else has. G_G)

Like ArmaBot was the first (and still one of the select few) bots to offer tabbed profiles, and the first to offer WC3 profile support.  :D  *notes that I was the one to decode the packet for WC3 profiles ;) )

[Newby]

Something tells me that nobody has made a tabbed bot in Visual Basic because, simply put, nobody else has.

(Yes, I am calling the majority of VB coders that code Battle.net bots "leechers"!)

[iago]

Lies, JBBot so did that before ArmaBot :P

[Joe]

All of my bots are tabbed, with the exception of the long-forgotten JoeBot 1.

[MyndFyre]

Lies, JBBot so did that before ArmaBot :P

When was JBBot released?  Tabbed profiling was supported since Alpha 3 some time ago.