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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 09:27:55 pm »
At least he brought it auto-mech grade up. Copy deterent technology?! ours come on plain printer paper :(
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 10:04:19 pm »
C in PE? Wow. That must be hard to do.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2006, 10:42:36 pm »
C in PE? Wow. That must be hard to do.
Not really.  I know quite a few people who received a C in PE because they would just stand around and not participate.   In fact, two of my friends received a C because they didn't want to swim for two weeks.  They just walked into the pool and sat down on the bleachers.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2006, 10:28:20 am »
The saddest part of that picture is the fact that hes only rank 613 of 742 students...wow.

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2006, 11:09:13 am »
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.
And yeah, I know people stupider than that.  (Ok, I don't know them personally, I know OF them).  Is your friend going to drop out or something, or is he just a natural dumbass?
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2006, 11:17:07 am »
Maybe he just doesn't try in school, a couple of my friends are geniuses who don't care about class. They love showing up the teacher however.

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2006, 01:37:22 pm »

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
Good call. You just saved people from going blind.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2006, 02:21:14 pm »
lol Ergot

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2006, 03:28:43 pm »

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
Good call. You just saved people from going blind.

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2006, 04:25:14 pm »
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.

Yes, your dressed-up bragging is incredibly boring -- no fun at all.   ::)

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2006, 04:30:36 pm »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2006, 05:39:06 pm »
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.

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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2006, 05:53:43 pm »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

LOL
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2006, 08:30:19 pm »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2006, 09:31:45 pm »
RULE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2006, 10:39:24 pm »
Maybe he just doesn't try in school, a couple of my friends are geniuses who don't care about class. They love showing up the teacher however.

In my opinion, not doing it is just as bad as not being able to do it.  Either way, the student ends up doing poorly.
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2006, 02:15:10 am »
Maybe he just doesn't try in school, a couple of my friends are geniuses who don't care about class. They love showing up the teacher however.

In my opinion, not doing it is just as bad as not being able to do it.  Either way, the student ends up doing poorly.

Maybe it's just as "bad", or even worse, but it just shows that people with bad grades aren't necessarily stupid.

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2006, 02:58:04 am »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2006, 10:33:57 am »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2006, 10:42:17 am »
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2006, 05:49:24 pm »
He must have found out that I have been calling him a dumbass over the net and delted the pic form his photobucket account.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2006, 10:08:21 pm »
Maybe it's just as "bad", or even worse, but it just shows that people with bad grades aren't necessarily stupid.
I never said the people were stupid, but they are categorized that way because they aren't willing to prove their ability.  I had a few friends that were too lazy to do their work but were very capable.  However, they earned poor grades in many classes and are having to retake them at a community college before going on to a four-year university/college. It's silly to have to retake a class because the student doesn't feel like doing anything in it even though he was able to do the work.

Like I said, either way, the work doesn't get done, and the student does poorly.  A person can be the smartest guy in the world, but unless he is willing to prove it and do something with his abilities,  he is just as useless as all the idiots out there.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2006, 12:43:57 am »
I've never gotten less than honors on an exam. I've never gotten honors in a class overall.

I nearly failed gym because the teacher was an ass, and I didn't feel like taking his crap. "Hey.. wouldn't it be funny if you got ran over? I wouldn't miss you."
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2006, 01:30:22 am »
I nearly failed gym because the teacher was an ass, and I didn't feel like taking his crap. "Hey.. wouldn't it be funny if you got ran over? I wouldn't miss you."
Wow... him and I have something in common.  :P
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« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2006, 02:59:37 am »
Maybe it's just as "bad", or even worse, but it just shows that people with bad grades aren't necessarily stupid.
I never said the people were stupid, but they are categorized that way because they aren't willing to prove their ability.  I had a few friends that were too lazy to do their work but were very capable.  However, they earned poor grades in many classes and are having to retake them at a community college before going on to a four-year university/college. It's silly to have to retake a class because the student doesn't feel like doing anything in it even though he was able to do the work.

Like I said, either way, the work doesn't get done, and the student does poorly.  A person can be the smartest guy in the world, but unless he is willing to prove it and do something with his abilities,  he is just as useless as all the idiots out there.

Intelligence can be proved in much better ways than obtaining high grades.  You give a good example in your post, where your friends with poor grades still have left you with the impression that they are "very capable."  Also, whether someone is "useless" or not certainly depends on who you ask :).
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« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2006, 03:09:11 am »
I nearly failed gym because the teacher was an ass, and I didn't feel like taking his crap. "Hey.. wouldn't it be funny if you got ran over? I wouldn't miss you."
Wow... him and I have something in common.  :P

You and I, or you and my gym teacher? Assuming you meant my gym teacher, that quote was directed at him.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2006, 11:32:37 am »
You threatened a gym teacher? That's like more dangerous than threatening a normal teacher. Gym teachers are buff.
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« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2006, 02:54:30 pm »
You threatened a gym teacher? That's like more dangerous than threatening a normal teacher. Gym teachers are buff.

That's like saying all math teachers are smart (which isn't true).  My old math teacher could kick the shit out of my old gym teacher.  He rode his bike 100 miles (in one go, plus a bunch of smaller trips) a week.

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« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2006, 05:04:01 pm »
You threatened a gym teacher? That's like more dangerous than threatening a normal teacher. Gym teachers are buff.

That's like saying all math teachers are smart (which isn't true).  My old math teacher could kick the shit out of my old gym teacher.  He rode his bike 100 miles (in one go, plus a bunch of smaller trips) a week.

That's true, I should of said generaly more dangerous. I was making my assumption off the fact that to be a gym teacher (atleast here) you need to be physically fit. I think the likelyhood of a gym teacher being in better shape than a regular teacher is probably high since they're doing activities everyday. Of course this doesn't count for all people but atleast in my area accounts for most.
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« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2006, 05:34:56 pm »
That's true, I should of said generaly more dangerous. I was making my assumption off the fact that to be a gym teacher (atleast here) you need to be physically fit. I think the likelyhood of a gym teacher being in better shape than a regular teacher is probably high since they're doing activities everyday. Of course this doesn't count for all people but atleast in my area accounts for most.

Haha, yeah, but it's definitely not an inherant fact.

My sister's elementary school gym teacher would yell telling them to run faster while taking another bite out of his delelctable Twix bar.

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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2006, 09:02:10 pm »
My sister's elementary school gym teacher would yell telling them to run faster while taking another bite out of his delelctable Twix bar.

If only the position paid well, then we might have something there :P.

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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2006, 10:56:12 pm »
I nearly failed gym because the teacher was an ass, and I didn't feel like taking his crap. "Hey.. wouldn't it be funny if you got ran over? I wouldn't miss you."
Wow... him and I have something in common.  :P

You and I, or you and my gym teacher? Assuming you meant my gym teacher, that quote was directed at him.
Me and the teacher, even though you never threatened me.  You just blocked me on msn.
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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2006, 07:10:05 pm »
If only the position paid well, then we might have something there :P.

Hahaha.

OMG!  drake, do you remember Mr. Aimone (or his wife, for that matter... >_>)?

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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2006, 07:20:22 pm »
If only the position paid well, then we might have something there :P.

Hahaha.

OMG!  drake, do you remember Mr. Aimone (or his wife, for that matter... >_>)?

Yes, I remember him.  However, Mr. Aimone is dead; he passed away last year.  And yes, I remember Mrs. Aimone.  She was a decent teacher, but she's not very good at giving graduation speeches. :-\


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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2006, 07:22:36 pm »
Yes, I remember him.  However, Mr. Aimone is dead; he passed away last year.  And yes, I remember Mrs. Aimone.  She was a decent teacher, but she's not very good at giving graduation speeches. :-\

That's right... I remember hearing word of that.