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Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« on: July 04, 2006, 07:44:54 pm »
Our local nerd/Mac enthusiast Kaleeko turns 17.
Happy birthday. :)

« Last Edit: July 04, 2006, 07:47:05 pm by GameSnake »

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2006, 07:49:34 pm »
You miss by 4 days.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2006, 08:32:52 pm »
Learn to read a calendar, GameSnake. :P

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2006, 08:57:26 pm »
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2006, 10:51:02 pm »
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars. :P

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2006, 11:45:01 pm »
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars. :P
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2006, 11:48:09 pm »
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 01:20:22 am »
Uh... Thanks?
(Well, at least he knew what the date was today enough to figure out that my birthday might be soon. :P)
<3 to those that care.
And...

:P

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2006, 01:21:08 am »
Uh... Thanks?
(Well, at least he knew what the date was today enough to figure out that my birthday might be soon. :P)
<3 to those that care.
And...

:P
Actually if you look at the bottom of the index page there's a list of upcoming birthdays :S.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2006, 01:25:57 am »
Yeah... and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: KALEEKO (17)" when it's actually your birthday.  It's magic, I swears.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2006, 01:29:38 am »
Yeah... and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: KALEEKO (17)" when it's actually your birthday.  It's magic, I swears.
In addition to a slice of cake with a candle put in your profile too!
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2006, 01:33:44 am »
How special. I'll just go throw on my birthday suit right now and throw confetti, I'm so excited. -_-
I <3 magic and cake.

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 01:39:53 am »
How special. I'll just go throw on my birthday suit right now and throw confetti, I'm so excited. -_-
I <3 magic and cake.
Sounds fun! I do that on my birthday too!
* Ergot realizes he just scared off half the forum with that statement.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2006, 01:40:43 am »
Note, you can't throw on your birthday suit, but after the following image, I sure wouldn't mind.. oh wait, you're probably going to read this. ^_-.

Anyhow, for your birthday, I present you with a present. A picture of one of the most beautiful people I've seen.


And incidentally, you're post count is 69 right now. I just checked what order your last posts were in, and the one talking about excitation and a birthday suit was the 68th. If it were actually the 69th, I'd be afraid. :-*

Ergot, as for you're anticedent, here you go; This post is directed at Kaleeko.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2006, 01:42:21 am »
Good, I don't like little boys.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology