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AFK for a week!
« on: July 10, 2006, 04:23:32 am »
From July 17th to July 22nd(??), I'll be at Spencer Lake Christian Camp in Waupaca WI.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2006, 10:34:29 am »
Free at last!  Free at last!  Good god, we're free at last!
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2006, 01:07:02 pm »
Quick, someone start a vote to boot him out!
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2006, 11:14:10 pm »
From July 17th to July 22nd(??), I'll be at Spencer Lake Christian Camp in Waupaca WI.
Someone named a lake--nay, a CHRISTIAN lake camp after me?  They shall die.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2006, 11:55:49 pm »
What's wrong with a Christian lake camp?
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2006, 12:13:37 am »
rabbit is a hardcore Budd.. er.. atheist. Remember, rabbit, you're banned from my forum, but that one was funny, so I'll let it live.

I'll be getting back on the 21st, not the 22nd.

Also, add the 27th to they days I'll be gone. From the crack of dawn until damn near midnight, I'll be at (or traveling to / from) 6 Flags in Illinois.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2006, 08:50:23 am »
Really excited. Expect Kaleeko to fill you in, because she'll be calling me every night! Well, she said she'd call me at least once, but it'd be cool if she called me every night (*hint*). Leaving tomorrow morning, for those who suck at dates.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2006, 09:13:49 am »
Can I call you every night?  ???
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2006, 10:40:12 am »
Joe, are you going to meet Kaleeko after setting up a date online?  I suspect her and a friend are going to put a gun to your head and rob you.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2006, 01:47:30 pm »
Really excited. Expect Kaleeko to fill you in, because she'll be calling me every night! Well, she said she'd call me at least once, but it'd be cool if she called me every night (*hint*). Leaving tomorrow morning, for those who suck at dates.

Eh. He'll be lucky if I still have his number written down. It was 4:30am when he gave it to me. I can't even remember why he gave it to me... So yeah, if any of you have requests for messages I need to send Joe, just give them to me. I'll relay. I guess.

Can I call you every night?  ???

No.
(In other words, I don't hand out my number like candy, because if anyone calls me when my parental units answer, I'm liable to get my computer taken away. No joke. The only person that would ever get away with it is Sidoh, and that's because my mom knows who he is. Hack into Sidoh's account and ask me for my number and you might actually get a way with it. But, as I told Joe, if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3)

Joe, are you going to meet Kaleeko after setting up a date online?  I suspect her and a friend are going to put a gun to your head and rob you.

:D <3

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2006, 02:29:11 pm »
(In other words, I don't hand out my number like candy, because if anyone calls me when my parental units answer, I'm liable to get my computer taken away. No joke. The only person that would ever get away with it is Sidoh, and that's because my mom knows who he is. Hack into Sidoh's account and ask me for my number and you might actually get a way with it. But, as I told Joe, if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  You're awesome. :P <3

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2006, 02:34:53 pm »
Can I call you every night?  ???

No.
(In other words, I don't hand out my number like candy, because if anyone calls me when my parental units answer, I'm liable to get my computer taken away. No joke. The only person that would ever get away with it is Sidoh, and that's because my mom knows who he is. Hack into Sidoh's account and ask me for my number and you might actually get a way with it. But, as I told Joe, if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3)

I'm seriously touched by your swift rejection, however that post was directed at Joe.  :D
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2006, 03:28:06 pm »
(In other words, I don't hand out my number like candy, because if anyone calls me when my parental units answer, I'm liable to get my computer taken away. No joke. The only person that would ever get away with it is Sidoh, and that's because my mom knows who he is. Hack into Sidoh's account and ask me for my number and you might actually get a way with it. But, as I told Joe, if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  You're awesome. :P <3

Kaleeko and Sidoh, sitting in a tree, L A M E S O N G...
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2006, 03:34:49 pm »
Can I call you every night?  ???

No.
(In other words, I don't hand out my number like candy, because if anyone calls me when my parental units answer, I'm liable to get my computer taken away. No joke. The only person that would ever get away with it is Sidoh, and that's because my mom knows who he is. Hack into Sidoh's account and ask me for my number and you might actually get a way with it. But, as I told Joe, if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3)

I'm seriously touched by your swift rejection, however that post was directed at Joe.  :D

Awwww. I'd be willing to give out his cell phone number at a decent price. >:-D Mwahaha.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2006, 04:24:15 pm »
Can I call you every night?  ???

No.
(In other words, I don't hand out my number like candy, because if anyone calls me when my parental units answer, I'm liable to get my computer taken away. No joke. The only person that would ever get away with it is Sidoh, and that's because my mom knows who he is. Hack into Sidoh's account and ask me for my number and you might actually get a way with it. But, as I told Joe, if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3)

I'm seriously touched by your swift rejection, however that post was directed at Joe.  :D

Awwww. I'd be willing to give out his cell phone number at a decent price. >:-D Mwahaha.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2006, 05:14:57 pm »
I do love them tootsie rolls.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2006, 09:18:31 pm »
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My phone will be on vibrate and we actually have electricity, so you'll be able to leave a message any time. If you want me to actually answer, 11 - 12 PM CST is your best bet.

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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2006, 09:23:28 pm »
if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3
It hurts...to even...read....owie.....

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2006, 09:25:20 pm »
It doesn't hurt me. I have a phallus made of steel and the bones of lumberjacks.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2006, 09:28:03 pm »
As well as the stench of a lumberjack.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2006, 09:29:16 pm »
So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2006, 09:40:39 pm »
I naturally grow steel from my body.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2006, 10:15:57 pm »
if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3
It hurts...to even...read....owie.....

Awwww. Need ice? I'm sure there's some in your fridge. Go get it.

So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

That's so true... Not to  mention, I would feel *very* sorry for any girl that ended up sleeping with you. Cuz that's just wrong.

I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2006, 10:38:37 pm »
So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

That's so true... Not to  mention, I would feel *very* sorry for any girl that ended up sleeping with you. Cuz that's just wrong.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2006, 12:11:02 am »
I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

 >:( If I ever discover an asteroid about to collide with earth, I'll name it after you, because you're vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2006, 07:51:54 am »
And the man's last words were... away from keyboard!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2006, 01:22:08 pm »
I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

 >:( If I ever discover an asteroid about to collide with earth, I'll name it after you, because you're vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2006, 07:30:26 pm »
You know how, when you stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, it gets stuck?  Well, imagine...

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2006, 07:37:03 pm »
You know how, when you stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, it gets stuck?  Well, imagine...

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2006, 07:59:40 pm »
Where I live, it's possible for a day in December to be hotter than a day in June.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2006, 09:01:44 pm »
You know how, when you stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, it gets stuck?  Well, imagine...

LMAO. That's hilarious.
(Until you take a saw to the metal pole. Ouch. ^^)

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2006, 04:53:26 pm »
I did that once. Then I pulled my tongue off. It hurt a bit, but not too bad.

I'm back. :)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2006, 05:32:38 pm »

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« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2006, 02:13:52 pm »
Hip hip hooray.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2006, 02:27:30 pm »
I did that once. Then I pulled my tongue off. It hurt a bit, but not too bad.

I'm back. :)

Wait, your penis is a metal rod and you had premarital sex ??? ???

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2006, 02:29:05 pm »
I did that once. Then I pulled my tongue off. It hurt a bit, but not too bad.

I'm back. :)

Wait, your penis is a metal rod and you had premarital sex ??? ???

LMFAO.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2006, 04:00:50 pm »
No, rabbit's penis was the metal rod.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2006, 04:40:46 pm »
No, rabbit's penis was the metal rod.

You just don't get it, do you? -_-"

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2006, 05:13:56 pm »
You just don't get it, do you? -_-"
And you questioned my questioning his sexuality.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2006, 05:21:37 pm »
And you questioned my questioning his sexuality.

You fail at comprehension. 

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