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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2006, 05:14:57 pm »
I do love them tootsie rolls.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2006, 09:18:31 pm »
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My phone will be on vibrate and we actually have electricity, so you'll be able to leave a message any time. If you want me to actually answer, 11 - 12 PM CST is your best bet.

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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2006, 09:23:28 pm »
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 16, 2006, 01:47:30 pm
if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3
It hurts...to even...read....owie.....
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2006, 09:25:20 pm »
It doesn't hurt me. I have a phallus made of steel and the bones of lumberjacks.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2006, 09:28:03 pm »
As well as the stench of a lumberjack.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2006, 09:29:16 pm »
So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2006, 09:40:39 pm »
I naturally grow steel from my body.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2006, 10:15:57 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on July 16, 2006, 09:23:28 pm
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 16, 2006, 01:47:30 pm
if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3
It hurts...to even...read....owie.....

Awwww. Need ice? I'm sure there's some in your fridge. Go get it.

Quote from: rabbit on July 16, 2006, 09:29:16 pm
So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

That's so true... Not to  mention, I would feel *very* sorry for any girl that ended up sleeping with you. Cuz that's just wrong.

Quote from: Deuce on July 16, 2006, 09:40:39 pm
I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2006, 10:38:37 pm »
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 16, 2006, 10:15:57 pm
Quote from: rabbit on July 16, 2006, 09:29:16 pm
So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

That's so true... Not to  mention, I would feel *very* sorry for any girl that ended up sleeping with you. Cuz that's just wrong.
Ooohhhh, burn.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2006, 12:11:02 am »
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 16, 2006, 10:15:57 pm
Quote from: Deuce on July 16, 2006, 09:40:39 pm
I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

 >:( If I ever discover an asteroid about to collide with earth, I'll name it after you, because you're vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

</joke>  :P
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2006, 07:51:54 am »
And the man's last words were... away from keyboard!
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2006, 01:22:08 pm »
Quote from: Deuce on July 17, 2006, 12:11:02 am
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 16, 2006, 10:15:57 pm
Quote from: Deuce on July 16, 2006, 09:40:39 pm
I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

 >:( If I ever discover an asteroid about to collide with earth, I'll name it after you, because you're vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

</joke>  :P


I love you, too.
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2006, 07:30:26 pm »
You know how, when you stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, it gets stuck?  Well, imagine...
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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2006, 07:37:03 pm »
Quote from: iago on July 17, 2006, 07:30:26 pm
You know how, when you stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, it gets stuck?  Well, imagine...

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Re: AFK for a week!
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2006, 07:59:40 pm »
Where I live, it's possible for a day in December to be hotter than a day in June.
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