AFK for a week!

[Kaleeko]

I do love them tootsie rolls.

[Joe]

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My phone will be on vibrate and we actually have electricity, so you'll be able to leave a message any time. If you want me to actually answer, 11 - 12 PM CST is your best bet.

Joe, please don't post personal contact information publically in any forum including yours.  Thanks. --MyndFyre

[rabbit]

if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3

It hurts...to even...read....owie.....

[d&q]

It doesn't hurt me. I have a phallus made of steel and the bones of lumberjacks.

[Joe]

As well as the stench of a lumberjack.

[rabbit]

So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

[d&q]

I naturally grow steel from my body.

[Kaleeko]

if you do, I will stick a PVC pipe up your dick hole. ^^ <3

It hurts...to even...read....owie.....

Awwww. Need ice? I'm sure there's some in your fridge. Go get it.

So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

That's so true... Not to  mention, I would feel *very* sorry for any girl that ended up sleeping with you. Cuz that's just wrong.

I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

[wires]

So what...your dick fell off after fucking a skanky hooker or something?  I would personally have gone with a replacement phallus made of latex, you know, something that doesn't get really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter, and doesn't make your balls a ground for a lightning rod.

That's so true... Not to  mention, I would feel *very* sorry for any girl that ended up sleeping with you. Cuz that's just wrong.

Ooohhhh, burn.

[d&q]

I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

>:( If I ever discover an asteroid about to collide with earth, I'll name it after you, because you're vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

</joke>  :P

[Joe]

And the man's last words were... away from keyboard!

[Kaleeko]

I naturally grow steel from my body.

Well, I hope you're happy with it, Metal Man.

>:( If I ever discover an asteroid about to collide with earth, I'll name it after you, because you're vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

</joke>  :P

I love you, too.

[iago]

You know how, when you stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, it gets stuck?  Well, imagine...

[Sidoh]

You know how, when you stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter, it gets stuck?  Well, imagine...

HAHAHAHHA

[d&q]

Where I live, it's possible for a day in December to be hotter than a day in June.