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What should I name my new computer?

Pie (Quik)
4 (33.3%)
Slackoff (Joey)
3 (25%)
Deathbed (Ergot)
1 (8.3%)
Poptart (Ergot)
3 (25%)
Canada (Ergot)
1 (8.3%)
Snowflake (Ergot)
0 (0%)
Coffee (Joey)
0 (0%)

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Offline iago

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New Computer!
« on: February 17, 2005, 10:51:09 pm »
These are my favourites from that thread. 

ColonDee is funny, but I don't like it as a name. Sorry :P

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2005, 12:03:47 am »
WOO I VOTE CANADA!
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2005, 12:35:50 am »
Pie all the way. I was having a slice of blueberry when I posted that.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2005, 01:48:42 am »
I have some pum'kin downstairs.  Mmm..

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2005, 02:44:17 am »
wow, just reading that gave me an idea. Turn that pumpkin into rum'n'gin
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And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2005, 03:36:45 pm »
Pie or poptart.

WHY NOT BRITTANY? :{

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2005, 03:42:59 pm »
Naming it after a person is stupid :P

And geez, 4 votes for 4 different names.  Come on, guys!

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2005, 04:52:36 pm »
Pie. Food is good.
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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2005, 05:58:47 pm »
Dude, Slackoff all the way.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2005, 06:14:07 pm »
Jesus, my least favourite is winning.  But I still need a harddrive, so it's not gonna get a name for awhile :)

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2005, 06:18:24 pm »
How can you hate Pie? Evil! :(
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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2005, 06:43:27 pm »
* InsaneJoey[e2] goes to back yard, and tosses hard drive north with all his might, runs inside, and quickly IM's iago: "CATCH!"
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2005, 07:20:00 pm »
Stacy

(Am I the only person that likes to name their computers with human names?)

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2005, 10:41:42 pm »
Stacy

(Am I the only person that likes to name their computers with human names?)

Obviously not.

Pie or poptart.

WHY NOT BRITTANY? :{

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2005, 03:40:16 pm »
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2005, 03:42:22 pm »
It's between Deathbed and Snowflake for me, and I am afraid Deathbed comes out ahead (because it has something to do with death, which is infinileet*2 (sorry myndfyre <3))!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2005, 03:54:10 pm »
Slackoff has to do with Slack, and jacking off, which is infinileet*3.14.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2005, 05:12:57 pm »
:[ Canada is losing... maybe I should cheat.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2005, 09:49:32 pm »
Last call for votes!

I bought a harddrive, and I'm probably going to install stuff tomorrow or Monday, so I'll have to pick a name by then!

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2005, 10:52:35 pm »
iago@Pie:~$ looks so queer.

iago@Deathbed:~$ looks ubra-sexy
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2005, 10:58:46 pm »
iago@Canada:~$
root@Canada:~#

iago@Poptart:~$
root@Poptart:~#

iago@Deathbed:~$
root@Deathbed:~#
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2005, 11:06:22 pm »
poptart

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2005, 11:07:37 pm »
It's a three way tie! I may have to cast the winning vote :-o

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2005, 11:59:02 pm »
It's a three way tie! I may have to cast the winning vote :-o

./hacks you
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on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2005, 12:18:20 am »
I change my vote to Canada.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2005, 01:14:05 pm »
Well, it's come down to it.  I had to make a choice in the 3-way-tie, and I decided to cast my vote for Pie. :)

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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2005, 01:38:05 pm »
Haha, and I thought Pie sucked! ;)
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Re: New Computer!
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2005, 03:25:18 pm »
NOOOOOO!!!! Just watch me pull off an upset :X?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology