Lyric Snippets

[leet_muffin]

Blind Guardian is pretty cool.

Sunrise I greet you, the beauty of your light
so warm and tender was never the night
In tears I see you, the last time it will be
so give me your blessing, I'll meet my destiny
No rest for the Sinner
Hypnos refused me my sleep
This was the last night of my life
with wine I pondered on my deeds
I drank to the devil with servants
It's good with a friend where you go
No one would share my last chalice
So I drink to the ones that I know

Ring brother, ring for me
Ring the bells of hope and faith
Ring for my damnation
I am at the gallows end

^Candlemass - At the Gallows End

That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up

'Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it,
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion,
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,
Step right up, step right up, step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up,
C'mon and step right up

^Tom Waits - Step Right Up
And yes, these are snippets.

[AntiVirus]

Lol, those are long.  I haven't read the second one in it's entirety, but I have read the first and I really liked it.

[leet_muffin]

Lol, those are long.  I haven't read the second one in it's entirety, but I have read the first and I really liked it.

Yeah, Candlemass is interesting. Epic doom metal, with oddly romanticized lyrics.

[Joe]

What's the difference between doom and death metals?

[leet_muffin]

What's the difference between doom and death metals?

lololol. Like... the difference from night and day. Listen to Candlemass, then Listen to Cannibal Corpse. Doom metal is slow, powerful, usually very melancholy. Death metal, is fast, brutal, angry.

[d&q]

We sail through endless skies
stars shine like eyes
the black night sighs
The moon in silver trees
falls down in tears
light of the night
The earth, a purple blaze
of sapphire haze
in orbit always

While down below the trees
bathed in cool breeze
silver starlight breaks down the night
And so we pass on by the crimson eye
of great god Mars
as we travel the universe

[BigAznDaddy]

this is a good rave song

 Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

[Joe]

What's the difference between doom and death metals?

lololol. Like... the difference from night and day. Listen to Candlemass, then Listen to Cannibal Corpse. Doom metal is slow, powerful, usually very melancholy. Death metal, is fast, brutal, ablacky.

You mean an.gry? I see~.

[AntiVirus]

this is a good rave song

 Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

Haha, I can just imagine the beat that goes along with it.

[leet_muffin]

Well, it's cetainly not a rave song, per say. I'd suggest watching the music video. Haha.

[-- snip --] Yeah, it's on a porn site, so... Probably nsfw? Haha. Only music video I've seen with a cumshot in it... 

[Sidoh]

Please don't post porn, even if it's not necessarily in bad taste.

[AntiVirus]

She told me to stay, or go away, and I looked in her eyes and left her.

Artist: Caribou
Song: Hello Hammerheads

That lyric makes me laugh every time for some reason.  Just how he says it without any sign of remorse.  She must have been a huge bitch (or he's just a giant ass).

[Blaze]

What's the difference between doom and death metals?

lololol. Like... the difference from night and day. Listen to Candlemass, then Listen to Cannibal Corpse. Doom metal is slow, powerful, usually very melancholy. Death metal, is fast, brutal, angry.

Candlemass ftw. 

[Sidoh]

My buddy says the CC singer used to be in his WoW guild. lol.

[Rule]

"I'm sick of seeing things from tight-lipped condescending mommy's little chauvinists.  All I want is the truth, just gimme some truth.  I've had enough of watching scenes with schizophrenic egocentric paranoid pre-madonnas.  All I want is the truth, just gimme some truth.  I'm sick of hearing things from uptight short-sighted narrow-minded politicians.  All I want is the truth now, just gimme some truth now..."
(Lennon, Gimme Some Truth).