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Started by iago, August 04, 2006, 10:08:40 AM

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iago

Last night, before a co-worker left, we told him we'd install Linux on his workstation. 

So we booted his computer off a Knoppix CD last night. 

He doesn't know what to do :)

<update> eventually we told him to reboot.  I guess it had to end. 

Also, the next plan: move our boss's desk into the freight elevator. >: )

Towelie

Rofl! I have to try the knoppix with my parents sometime :P

Blaze

Hehe, I put I did that with my engineering teacher with a Slax cd, but he then continued on using it!  My prank failed.  :(
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Newby

What you should do is burn your boss' house down, and tell him you stowed his family in a wooden box inside the house, and he has 30 seconds to get them out before they explode. The irony in this is that when he gets to them they'll be hacked to pieces because we all know you can't fit people into a treasure chest unless you slice them up into smaller pieces.

Or you can put his desk in the elevator. My idea sounds like more fun though.
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Quote from: Newby on August 11, 2006, 04:15:59 PM
What you should do is burn your boss' house down, and tell him you stowed his family in a wooden box inside the house, and he has 30 seconds to get them out before they explode. The irony in this is that when he gets to them they'll be hacked to pieces because we all know you can't fit people into a treasure chest unless you slice them up into smaller pieces.

Or you can put his desk in the elevator. My idea sounds like more fun though.

A bit on the morbid side... but hilarious nonetheless! :P
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