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I quit football
« on: August 07, 2006, 09:40:38 am »
I wake up today with a really sore throat and tell my dad I'm not going to practice. He tells me I'm just being a liar and I went to bed late and am tired, even though I was in bed by 1, giving me a full 7 hours of sleep. So anyhow, he says if I don't go, he's making me quit the team, so I go ahead and slap him in the face with that one, totally pissing him off. Problem solved.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2006, 09:56:41 am »
Well, good news, both ways. My dad quit being an ass about it, but I'm still quitting anyhow (probably) due to the huge meaningless commitment involved (be at every practice, sit bored off your ass for several hours, go home, rinse, repeat).
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2006, 11:46:11 am »
You played football?
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 12:03:09 pm »

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2006, 01:44:59 pm »
lol. Football turns kids at my school into fuckholes who deserve buckshot in their chest. :P
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2006, 01:46:19 pm »
Football manager. Newby, I bet you'd love the bed with any of the managers at your school, because in guy sports, managers are nearly all girls.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2006, 03:25:33 pm »
Football manager.
Any respect I had of you from your "playing" football is gone.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2006, 03:43:14 pm »
lol. Football turns kids at my school into fuckholes who deserve buckshot in their chest. :P

Agreed.

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Football manager. Newby, I bet you'd love the bed with any of the managers at your school, because in guy sports, managers are nearly all girls.

If you're talking about coaches, all our coaches are guys. I know this because I spent a few hours in the gym welding supports on the speedbags, and I had to speak with about every damn coach in the gym to try to find a wrench, turns out everyone in that place is too dumb to know what a wrench is (or to even respond in some cases), so I left.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2006, 06:13:02 pm »
football manager ====== water boy ;Dlol

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2006, 06:41:43 pm »
football manager ====== water boy ;Dlol

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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2006, 08:17:10 pm »
WATER SUCKS
WATER SUCKKS
WATER SUCKSSS
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2006, 09:03:41 pm »
WATER SUCKS
WATER SUCKKS
WATER SUCKSSS
GATERADE IS BETTER
"Water sucks
It really really sucks
Water sucks"

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2006, 09:05:20 pm »
You sound like a big choo-choo train.
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2006, 09:12:26 pm »
Football manager.
Any respect I had of you from your "playing" football is gone.
WATER SUCKS
WATER SUCKKS
WATER SUCKSSS
GATERADE IS BETTER
"Water sucks
It really really sucks
Water sucks"

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"Gatoraide"
"H2O!"
"Gatoraide!"
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2006, 09:46:16 pm »
Stop copying Sidoh. :(
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2006, 10:05:28 pm »
Stop copying Sidoh. :(

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2006, 02:41:49 pm »
I drink more water then you guys!  D:

Maybe you guys shouldn't insult Joe in HIS forums?  Just don't post if he's being intolerable.
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2006, 02:58:50 pm »
Too easy. He has to pick on poofycakes, we have to pick on him. It's simple logic. duh!

And when I'm sick I drink ungodly amounts of water.
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[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2006, 04:23:38 pm »
I drink more water then you guys!  D:

I drink alot of water, too. I drink 20 oz. bottles, supposably better for you than tap water, and about the same price. So far today, I've been awake for 90 minutes, and I've downed 2 bottles.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2006, 04:29:12 pm »
Football manager. Newby, I bet you'd love the bed with any of the managers at your school, because in guy sports, managers are nearly all girls.
Wait a second.  Don't the girl managers usually want the football players and not the male managers?
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2006, 04:37:09 pm »
I drink more water then you guys!  D:

I drink alot of water, too. I drink 20 oz. bottles, supposably better for you than tap water, and about the same price. So far today, I've been awake for 90 minutes, and I've downed 2 bottles.

I've drank as of today close to 2 liters of water. When I'm healthy again, that'll drop to .02 maybe. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
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[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2006, 04:50:05 pm »
Wait a second.  Don't the girl managers usually want the football players and not the male managers?

That's what I thought too. :o

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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2006, 06:21:18 pm »
Wait a second.  Don't the girl managers usually want the football players and not the male managers?

That's what I thought too. :o
Maybe Joe wants the football players too?..

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2006, 12:04:05 am »
To be honest, I don't want a girlfriend, or a boyfriend, right now, or in the foreseeable future. Of course, we can't foresee very far.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2006, 07:42:27 pm »
To be honest, I don't want a girlfriend, or a boyfriend, right now, or in the foreseeable future. Of course, we can't foresee very far.
It's just disturbing that you don't want a boyfriend right now, but someday might.
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2006, 08:21:40 pm »
To be honest, I don't want a girlfriend, or a boyfriend, right now, or in the foreseeable future. Of course, we can't foresee very far.
It's just disturbing that you don't want a boyfriend right now, but someday might.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2006, 09:02:04 pm »
Hehe, dark_drake, I love how you reposted a joke that's already in the member's trash can. <3.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2006, 09:05:21 pm »
Joo got pwn3d.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2006, 11:16:55 pm »
Hehe, dark_drake, I love how you reposted a joke that's already in the member's trash can. <3.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2006, 12:16:29 am »
Ya'll retards. -.-;
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2006, 09:16:17 am »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2006, 02:13:44 am »
Hehe, dark_drake, I love how you reposted a joke that's already in the member's trash can. <3.
Lol, so it is. I had no idea. :( 

I apologize for making you go through the psychological agony a second time. Please don't sue me.

Edit: Point of clarification: I really do feel bad for not checking that garbage can first.  However, I don't usually check the garbage cans on this forum.  This is due mainly to the fact that when I came to these forums so long ago, I could not post there, and I falsely assumed that it was the same for the member's garbage can. 

Really, I am terribly sorry.  I can only hope this will not scar you for the rest of your life.  May your self-esteem now take the long road to recovery. Just keep telling yourself that you're Joez0r the Ownz0r.  Your self-esteem will be in my prayers.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2006, 02:19:59 am by dark_drake »
errr... something like that...

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2006, 03:45:49 am »
Thanks. :')
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2006, 10:58:42 am »
Eh... maybe the jokes were out of line, but you asked for it with your misleading thread title...

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2006, 02:52:09 pm »
Misleading thread title?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2006, 03:11:02 pm »
Oh come on, don't play dumb.  What did you expect people to think when you put "I quit football?"  Does one generally assume that when someone quits football they are a team manager and not a player?  Does any given individual consider playing football and being a team manager equivalent ?

I'm not making fun of you, but you can't act shocked that you get insulted if you don't think about how someone is going to react to what you say, before you say it.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2006, 04:07:37 pm »
unTactical for the win. Joe you set yourself up. I had forgotten you managed a football team.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2006, 09:50:07 pm »
To be honest, I don't want a girlfriend, or a boyfriend, right now, or in the foreseeable future. Of course, we can't foresee very far.

You don't want one or they don't want you? and what happen to what her face.. the gothic girl or whatever?
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2006, 11:58:37 pm »
Religion got between them.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2006, 12:35:57 am »
We're both Christians. Time got between us. Neither of us had time for a relationship.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 am »
You thusly suck at relationships.  Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2006, 02:27:20 am »
We're both Christians. Time got between us. Neither of us had time for a relationship.

What do you do that doesn't give you time...? Playing wow?
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2006, 03:20:20 am »
We're both Christians. Time got between us. Neither of us had time for a relationship.

What do you that doesn't give you time...? Playing wow?

That's sort of what I was wondering.

You thusly suck at relationships.  Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

I think that relationships can be fun, too... even if it's evident that a breakup is eventually inevitable.  I suppose that's a subjective view, though.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2006, 05:27:48 pm »
lol. Football turns kids at my school into fuckholes who deserve buckshot in their chest. :P

what the fuck are you talking about james.
I play football and as of now i start both ways on the ball Offensive line and Defensive line. the part that sucks about football is the work put into it.
but the point is, I play football and im not a fuckhole.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2006, 09:42:32 pm »
There are odd ones out of the group. You're not a fuckhole. Grant's not a fuckhole. A few others aren't fuckholes.

80% of the kids that play football are fuckholes.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2006, 12:37:58 am »
You're a football player?

(Cheap shot, sorry)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 am »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2006, 05:12:16 am »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

or you can just have a relation minus the ships.
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« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2006, 01:38:22 pm »
or you can just have a relation minus the ships.

I don't understand ???

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« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2006, 01:45:13 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2006, 01:55:33 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Or, because the guy is horny and it "just happens". :)

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« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2006, 02:16:25 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Or, because the guy is horny and it "just happens". :)

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« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2006, 03:32:18 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Bingo. I don't date for sex, but since it comes with the relationship I don't mind! :P
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

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« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2006, 03:45:11 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Bingo. I don't date for sex, but since it comes with the relationship I don't mind! :P
If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2006, 04:23:29 pm »
If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

Agreed. If it's expected, then it's also a very-dumped partner.  :D

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« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2006, 08:50:53 pm »
at our age, we should be lookin for fun.

if we're lookin for wives now its a bit early in life & we might make a mistake

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« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2006, 09:01:20 pm »
at our age, we should be lookin for fun.

if we're lookin for wives now its a bit early in life & we might make a mistake

I do have fun. I masturbate like there's no fucking tomorrow and my porn stash in the past has made Towelie's look like he rarely ever looks at porn.

When is it a bit early? When is it time that you should look for one? Who decides that? I think that's dumb personally. I wouldn't waste my money on a woman that I did not [think I would] enjoy being with. I can go spend that money on lubricant and beat myself senseless, and there's my fun. I date for serious relationships.

If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

Agreed. If it's expected, then it's also a very-dumped partner.  :D

Agreed with rabbit. Semi-agreed with Kaleeko. As long as she doesn't put out on the first (few) date(s) and she doesn't plan to put out until after marriage I'm fine with it. If she does either of the two (particularly the latter at this point in time, that's a scary thought) I don't think I'll be dating said woman anytime soon. :P
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2006, 09:22:52 pm »
I meant more in that, if I start dating a guy and he automatically expects me to sleep with him, he's on the street corner. If sex happens it happens, but if it gets to the point where it's expected, then they can go find themselves a whore. (This is coming from my point of view, I expect it's a little different from the guy's point of view. ;))

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« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2006, 10:00:20 pm »
After you have sex a few times I believe it becomes expected...is that still whoreish?

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« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2006, 10:09:11 pm »
Depends. Is it "hey, I'm horny, let's have sex" or "we have a great relationship, let's take it further"?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2006, 10:33:30 pm »
Depends. Is it "hey, I'm horny, let's have sex" or "we have a great relationship, let's take it further"?
sex has previously been had by the 2 same people.

after that, I figure "hey I'm horny lets bang" should work & be vaild (she might not be turned on by it, but a dude hearing that would be turned on)

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« Reply #62 on: August 14, 2006, 07:57:52 pm »
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

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« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2006, 02:13:44 am »
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Thank you for your subjective advice.  Unfortunately, your statement should not (and cannot) be accepted universally by any means.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #64 on: August 15, 2006, 02:26:45 am »
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Curiousity pokes me. What brings you to this conclusion?

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #65 on: August 15, 2006, 02:29:19 am »
He likes sechs. What else?
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #66 on: August 15, 2006, 03:27:59 am »
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers
I could quite possibly see this being true if you're in a serious relationship, and you basically end up shutting yourself out from the world for your computer.  However, for most of us, it's high school.  In my experience, if you are looking for a serious relationship (looking for a spouse) in high school, you were either: A) unstable and clingy or B) mormon.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #67 on: August 15, 2006, 03:28:58 am »
He likes the number six? -_-

Aside from making fun of the fact that you just put the number six instead of stating, with pride, the word "sex", I'm going to point out that that question was directed at Ender. You fail. Try again. :D

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« Reply #68 on: August 15, 2006, 03:36:20 am »
See Kaleeko, that's why we all love you. And 6 in German is spelled "six" but pronounced "sechs", IIRC. :)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #69 on: August 15, 2006, 04:16:27 am »
See Kaleeko, that's why we all love you.

I'm tired. It's 1:11am. Why exactly do you all love me? And, who is "we all"? -_-

And 6 in German is spelled "six" but pronounced "sechs", IIRC. :)

6 in German/Deutsch is spelled "sechs" and pronounced "zecks". Retard. And don't use fucking acronyms! I'm going to bed. -_-

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« Reply #70 on: August 15, 2006, 10:17:46 am »
Ehhh, this is probaly not the best forum to even talk about relationships on. At a certain age, sex is generally expected. FOR BOTH SEXES, don't give me that male's are sexist pigs bullshit. However, if a girl doesn't want to have sex in a relationship, there is nothing wrong with that, and a guy should never force a girl do anything she doesn't want to. Also, dating for wives at our ages fucking retarded.  :P Date for fun. live for fun, you're young, enjoy it goddamnit.
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« Reply #71 on: August 15, 2006, 10:46:53 am »
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Curiousity pokes me. What brings you to this conclusion?
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« Reply #72 on: August 15, 2006, 02:26:17 pm »
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Curiousity pokes me. What brings you to this conclusion?
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

Cute.

@ Krazed: That's not entirely true. Not everyone has a gigantic a sex drive as you do. There are some people, both male and female, that don't really "expect" it at any particular age. I've met guys who wereN'T very interested in exploring the sex part of a relationship. No, they were not gay.

But, I do agree that with the people that aren't those exceptions, it does go FOR BOTH SEXES. A lot of girls just don't want to admit it. I will. I'm cool like that.
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« Reply #73 on: August 15, 2006, 02:41:47 pm »
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

I'll work on that...

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« Reply #74 on: August 15, 2006, 03:12:53 pm »
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

I'll work on that...

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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #75 on: August 15, 2006, 03:14:22 pm »

@ Krazed: That's not entirely true. Not everyone has a gigantic a sex drive as you do. There are some people, both male and female, that don't really "expect" it at any particular age. I've met guys who wereN'T very interested in exploring the sex part of a relationship. No, they were not gay.
yes he was...unless he hadnt hit puberty or something

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« Reply #76 on: August 15, 2006, 03:19:46 pm »
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

I'll work on that...

Computers can't hug, but USB sex toys can fuck you! :P

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@ Krazed: That's not entirely true. Not everyone has a gigantic a sex drive as you do. There are some people, both male and female, that don't really "expect" it at any particular age. I've met guys who wereN'T very interested in exploring the sex part of a relationship. No, they were not gay.
yes he was...unless he hadnt hit puberty or something

Or, he was a really good liar or hormonally (hrm) stunted.

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« Reply #77 on: August 15, 2006, 03:49:46 pm »

@ Krazed: That's not entirely true. Not everyone has a gigantic a sex drive as you do. There are some people, both male and female, that don't really "expect" it at any particular age. I've met guys who wereN'T very interested in exploring the sex part of a relationship. No, they were not gay.
yes he was...unless he hadnt hit puberty or something

Could it have just been that particular relationship? I've been in relationships where sex wasn't involved.
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