The Cell Phone

[Sidoh]

I was walking to my dorm with a few of the people that live on my floor, when something gleaming caught my eye.  Post-inspection, it was nothing short of... the cell phone.  I figured I'd give it to the front desk in my residence hall and they could figure out what they wanted to do with it.

Shortly after the great discovery, one of the people walking with us said "why don't you just look for 'Mom' on contacts and call her?  she'll know what to do."  With the ingenuity of this idea fresh in my mind, I found the contacts list and started going through the long list that had been entered into the phone.  On my way down to "Mom," I saw an entry for none other than... Man.  Was it the man, I asked myself?  After lightly pondering the subject for a short amount of time, I decided to continue my decent to "Mom."  Ten seconds later, the phone started vibrating.  The screen read:

"Incoming call..."
"From: Man"

Obviously bewildered by this event that had to transcend coincidence, I hesitated to answer.  Finally, I mustered the courage to press the green "accept" button and said: "Uh... hello?"  The voice of Man responded "Hi!  Is Kaylee there?"  Much to my surprise, the Man was actually... the WOMan.  Somewhat confused, I queried "Yeah.  Hi.  Who's this?  I just found this phone in the lawn a few minutes ago."  The Man came back with zealous confidence: "Oh, okay.  Where are you going to be?"

The rest of the story is pretty boring.  I gave some girl the phone.  She met me in my residence hall, etc.  I just though the "Man" part was really funny.

[Ergot]

how noble

[Joe]

Huh? =p

[deadly7]

Worst. Ending. Ever.

[rabbit]

Nuh-uh!  Matrix 2.

[Sidoh]

Worst. Ending. Ever.

I didn't want to harm you children by telling you the real ending, so I spared you the blood and gore.

[Super_X]

Worst. Ending. Ever.

I didn't want to harm you children by telling you the real ending, so I spared you the blood and gore.

Don't forget the strap-on and the sodomy. ;) Sidoh was sore the next morning.

<3

[Newby]

I didn't want to harm you children by telling you the real ending, so I spared you the blood and gore.

I don't wanna know what you do with women during sex.... :o

[Towelie]

I didn't want to harm you children by telling you the real ending, so I spared you the blood and gore.

I don't wanna know what you do with women during sex.... :o

Probably along the lines of Four Legged Whore by Torsofuck

[leet_muffin]

Hehe, very well worded story, I enjoyed it.