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Offline Lexifer

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I love Korn!
« on: August 22, 2006, 01:29:14 pm »
Korn kicks major fucking ass! You all should bow down to the almighty band, Korn! Haha. Sorry, I am just that bored. Jeez.  :D

I like to poke things. Heehee, I don't know why!

I think there is an abundance of penis here! O.o


Am I the only one with a female genital??

Wow.


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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 07:59:06 pm »
Korn kicks major fucking ass! You all should bow down to the almighty band, Korn! Haha. Sorry, I am just that bored. Jeez.  :D

I like to poke things. Heehee, I don't know why!

I think there is an abundance of penis here! O.o


Am I the only one with a female genital??

Wow.



No you're not.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 08:20:54 pm »
Korn kicks major fucking ass! You all should bow down to the almighty band, Korn! Haha. Sorry, I am just that bored. Jeez.  :D

I like to poke things. Heehee, I don't know why!

I think there is an abundance of penis here! O.o


Am I the only one with a female genital??

Wow.

No.

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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 08:21:55 pm »
I HAVE A CLITORIS
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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 08:24:46 pm »
Didn't you date Joe? I'm sorry. :(
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2006, 02:49:42 am »
Why does joe bring every loser he ever dates to the forums?  ???
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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2006, 02:54:06 am »
We play show and tell on this forum.
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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2006, 10:18:36 pm »
1st Part: They're okay.

2nd Part: Wtf?
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Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: I love Korn!
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2006, 03:34:18 pm »
In retrospect, now that I read her post, the phrase "abundance of penis" is quite hilarious.
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