Author Topic: Jackass 2 (Read 9704 times)

Newby · « **on:** September 23, 2006, 02:49:11 am »

Disgustingly hilarious. Go see it. 4/5 stars.

iago · « **Reply #1 on:** September 23, 2006, 03:27:15 am »

I say it was easily 5/5. I've seen every CKY video, Jackass episode, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, you name it, if it involved the CKY crew, I've likely seen it. But Jackass 2 was absolutely, by far, the best thing they've ever done. Parts of it were absolutely revolting, parts were hilarious. The audience applauded a couple times during it, with feats were accomplished. I had a blast seeing it. Highly recommended to anybody who's into that stuff.

And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats. A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out. The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious. Death to Minors!

ZeroX · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2006, 08:48:57 am »

Yep a easy 5/5. Lets just say "Horse Milk" dosent look to good.

Chavo · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2006, 10:32:57 am »

Quote from: iago on September 23, 2006, 03:27:15 am

And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats. A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out. The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious. Death to Minors!

I don't know if its a state law or a federal law, but here you can watch R rated movies if you are either 17+ or accompanied by an adult (I don't think they have to be a relative).

iago · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2006, 10:35:40 am »

Quote from: unTactical on September 25, 2006, 10:32:57 am

Quote from: iago on September 23, 2006, 03:27:15 am
And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats. A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out. The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious. Death to Minors!

I don't know if its a state law or a federal law, but here you can watch R rated movies if you are either 17+ or accompanied by an adult (I don't think they have to be a relative).

It was rated 18A here, which I think is equal to NC17 where you are. It's an "adult" film, they do show brief scenes of complete nudity.

ZeroX · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2006, 11:57:27 am »

Quote from: iago on September 25, 2006, 10:35:40 am

Quote from: unTactical on September 25, 2006, 10:32:57 am
Quote from: iago on September 23, 2006, 03:27:15 am
And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats. A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out. The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious. Death to Minors!

I don't know if its a state law or a federal law, but here you can watch R rated movies if you are either 17+ or accompanied by an adult (I don't think they have to be a relative).

It was rated 18A here, which I think is equal to NC17 where you are. It's an "adult" film, they do show brief scenes of complete nudity.

They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2006, 12:45:10 pm »

-5/5
I hated it...I hate that culture is so idiotic that these dudes can make MAD cash for being complete morons. Dont get me wrong, I give props to the morons for making money for being stupid...but yeah.

The only good scenes I saw were the red rocket (that looks fun) & the bungee jumping, everything else was just stupid or gross.

During the horse scene a girl that was with us (who was drunk & drinkin in the theater) puked in her popcorn bag & proceeded to scream to the entire theater to not eat out of that bag. I just wished someone would punch her in the face so she would shut up about crap...is was annoying.

Chavo · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2006, 12:45:58 pm »

Quote from: iago on September 25, 2006, 10:35:40 am

It was rated 18A here, which I think is equal to NC17 where you are. It's an "adult" film, they do show brief scenes of complete nudity.

Gotcha, I didn't know theatres would (can?) show anything higher than R. Shows you how much I follow/care about the jackass stuff

iago · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:05:48 pm »

Quote from: ZeroX on September 25, 2006, 11:57:27 am

They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.

I was trying to avoid giving away spoilers, but yeah. I'm not upset that they filtered the horse-sperm-drinking, because who really wants to see that? I sure don't.

Quote from: unTactical on September 25, 2006, 12:45:58 pm

Gotcha, I didn't know theatres would (can?) show anything higher than R. Shows you how much I follow/care about the jackass stuff

Well, apparently they can

Newby · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2006, 07:34:55 pm »

It was R...

Super_X · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2006, 08:32:08 pm »

It was the best! Oh god! It was like art!

Easily a five star movie, I laughed soo fucking hard throughthe whole thing!

CrAz3D · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2006, 08:45:22 pm »

Quote from: iago on September 25, 2006, 03:05:48 pm

Quote from: ZeroX on September 25, 2006, 11:57:27 am
They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.
I was trying to avoid giving away spoilers, but yeah. I'm not upset that they filtered the horse-sperm-drinking, because who really wants to see that? I sure don't.

But your fine with seeing the beer bong, the 'release' after that, the crapping, need I go on?

Newby · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2006, 09:59:52 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 25, 2006, 08:45:22 pm

But your fine with seeing the beer bong, the 'release' after that, the crapping, need I go on?

That was a great scene.

iago · « **Reply #13 on:** September 26, 2006, 12:57:10 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 25, 2006, 08:45:22 pm

Quote from: iago on September 25, 2006, 03:05:48 pm
Quote from: ZeroX on September 25, 2006, 11:57:27 am
They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.
I was trying to avoid giving away spoilers, but yeah. I'm not upset that they filtered the horse-sperm-drinking, because who really wants to see that? I sure don't.

But your fine with seeing the beer bong, the 'release' after that, the crapping, need I go on?

Yes, that's fine. I'd rather see a guy put beer up his bum than drink horse semen. But maybe that's just me..

Sidoh · « **Reply #14 on:** September 26, 2006, 02:02:22 pm »

I don't know, iago. It might taste good!

iago · « **Reply #15 on:** September 26, 2006, 02:03:31 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on September 26, 2006, 02:02:22 pm

I don't know, iago. It might taste good!

Yeah, it might. But I'm sure as hell not going to be the one to figure it out!

Sidoh · « **Reply #16 on:** September 26, 2006, 02:06:14 pm »

Hahaha.

Warrior · « **Reply #17 on:** September 26, 2006, 06:34:32 pm »

Me and my grandmother saw it.

I'm grounded.

Titan · « **Reply #18 on:** September 26, 2006, 09:43:47 pm »

The fact that Steve-O wasn't mauled by the shark saddened me.. additionally, after the branding and dildo stunts, I nominate Bam as the biggest non-homosexual faggot on earth. Funny movie.

Blaze · « **Reply #19 on:** September 26, 2006, 11:26:38 pm »

Quote from: Warrior[x86] on September 26, 2006, 06:34:32 pm

Me and my grandmother saw it.

I'm grounded.

Surely it was because of your atrocious grammar! "My Grandmother and I"!

CrAz3D · « **Reply #20 on:** September 27, 2006, 12:50:51 am »

I said this on another forum, but lets see what you guys think...

Wouldnt it be pretty funny if one of them died doing this?...so long as it was in a stupid skit thing like they do. Maybe an aligator chomping them in half or something

Hitmen · « **Reply #21 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:38:13 am »

iago · « **Reply #22 on:** September 27, 2006, 08:16:53 am »

No, because if that happened the movie probably wouldn't be released.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #23 on:** September 27, 2006, 09:24:30 am »

Quote from: iago on September 27, 2006, 08:16:53 am

No, because if that happened the movie probably wouldn't be released.

true, but I still think that would've been better than seeing some of the disgusting stuff that they did which was stupid & not funny in the least bit

iago · « **Reply #24 on:** September 27, 2006, 09:42:38 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on September 27, 2006, 09:24:30 am

Quote from: iago on September 27, 2006, 08:16:53 am
No, because if that happened the movie probably wouldn't be released.
true, but I still think that would've been better than seeing some of the disgusting stuff that they did which was stupid & not funny in the least bit

Well, if seeing nothing is better than seeing the rest of the movie, then you probably shouldn't have went. Have you never seen a Jackass/CKY movie before? They're all similarily themed.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #25 on:** September 27, 2006, 12:57:11 pm »

Nope.

I'd seen clips of things & Viva La Bam on TV (which I find to be more stupid overall than the Jackass movie).

I was at least "enhanced", so it wasnt a horrible experience

Friend puking during movie

iago · « **Reply #26 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:38:44 pm »

Viva la Bam is partly scripted, so it's not exactly the same thing.

But it really depends on how you define 'stupid'. Their stunts aren't as dangerous, so I wouldn't call the people stupid. And the show's setup is wholly different (more of a story than a series of stunts), so I don't think I could really compare them that way.

Hitmen · « **Reply #27 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:33:25 pm »

Quote from: iago on September 27, 2006, 08:16:53 am

No, because if that happened the movie probably wouldn't be released.

If it happened, no more jackass anything would be released ever, and the world would be a better place.

iago · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:17:15 pm »

Bam, Tony Hawk, and others were in my city yesterday to check out our new skate park:
http://www.winnipegsun.com/Entertainment/OtherEntertainment/2006/09/28/1911389-sun.html

Pretty cool

Quik · « **Reply #29 on:** October 01, 2006, 04:37:13 pm »

I had heard from somewhere that they had to censor the sperm drinking, or it would not be able to have been rated R in the US for pornographic content. Anyone else heard this?

It was a pretty funny movie overall, if you like watching people repeatedly hurt themselves and others. And that's not really my cup of tea for the whole length of the movie.

iago · « **Reply #30 on:** October 01, 2006, 06:41:12 pm »

I'm going again tonight with my dad/sister.. it's not that I want to see it twice, it's that the opportunity is there and I am willing to

Quote from: Quik on October 01, 2006, 04:37:13 pm

I had heard from somewhere that they had to censor the sperm drinking, or it would not be able to have been rated R in the US for pornographic content. Anyone else heard this?

It was already rated R in the US, apparently. Maybe sperm-drinking would have gotten it NC-17?

iago · « **Reply #31 on:** October 01, 2006, 11:48:35 pm »

From IMDB:

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In the scene where Chris Pontius drinks the horse semen, the producers needed to censor him actually drinking the semen in order to prevent an NC-17 rating, it being deemed a "pornographic" act.

iago · « **Reply #32 on:** October 02, 2006, 11:11:10 am »

I saw it again last night with my family, and they also loved it.

I still say the funniest part was when Dave England rang the doorbell and got hit by that bag thing or whatever, and he was looking all spaced out, "what the fuck did you do to me? what the fuck just happened? ...". I don't know why I loved that.

I also noticed that Steve-o brought his own pillow to the hotel, I thought that was kind of funny

Quik · « **Reply #33 on:** October 04, 2006, 07:52:49 pm »

Quote from: iago on October 01, 2006, 06:41:12 pm

I'm going again tonight with my dad/sister.. it's not that I want to see it twice, it's that the opportunity is there and I am willing to

Quote from: Quik on October 01, 2006, 04:37:13 pm
I had heard from somewhere that they had to censor the sperm drinking, or it would not be able to have been rated R in the US for pornographic content. Anyone else heard this?
It was already rated R in the US, apparently. Maybe sperm-drinking would have gotten it NC-17?

That's what I said. They would have NOT been able to rate it R.

Thanks for the IMDb info confirming this.

iago · « **Reply #34 on:** October 04, 2006, 08:47:48 pm »

Quote from: Quik on October 04, 2006, 07:52:49 pm

Quote from: iago on October 01, 2006, 06:41:12 pm
I'm going again tonight with my dad/sister.. it's not that I want to see it twice, it's that the opportunity is there and I am willing to

Quote from: Quik on October 01, 2006, 04:37:13 pm
I had heard from somewhere that they had to censor the sperm drinking, or it would not be able to have been rated R in the US for pornographic content. Anyone else heard this?
It was already rated R in the US, apparently. Maybe sperm-drinking would have gotten it NC-17?

That's what I said. They would have NOT been able to rate it R.

Thanks for the IMDb info confirming this.

Sorry, I read what you said as "..... they would have been rated ...." --

Towelie · « **Reply #35 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:45:10 pm »

I loved that fan note that was written in big letters, but then it got really small

.

ZeroX · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2006, 07:34:01 am »

Quote from: Towelie[x86] on October 07, 2006, 01:45:10 pm

I loved that fan note that was written in big letters, but then it got really small .

They got wee-man a chair LOL

Towelie · « **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2006, 01:53:19 pm »

Quote from: ZeroX on October 08, 2006, 07:34:01 am

Quote from: Towelie[x86] on October 07, 2006, 01:45:10 pm
I loved that fan note that was written in big letters, but then it got really small .

They got wee-man a chair LOL

ROFL how about dodgeball...but with medicine balls! AND in the dark! and a small room! GREAT idea!

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Author Topic: Jackass 2 (Read 9704 times)