Joetheodd vs The DMV

[Joe]

First, I traveled by mount to the Driver's Ed classroom today during seventh hour where a Player Character enchanted my weapon, a MV3001, with a +1 Teacher's Approval. Afterwards I saddled my mount and rode to the Department of Motor Vehicles, the battlefield. Dual wielding a MV3001 in my on-hand and a certified birth certificate in my off-hand, I charged to the counter and began attacking the mob, intent on looting my permit. However, the mob casted Holy Shield and followed it with a quick Execute and I had lost the fight. They pickpocketed my medical form and faxed it to Madison and told me to re-run the dungeon tomorrow.

Translation from WoW:
I just got my MV3001 (permit application) signed today but the DMV had to fax a medical form to Madison for approval because I fell off a car and pretty much died back in January.

EDIT -
They faxed the form, not taxed it.

[dark_drake]

............. :-\

[CrAz3D]

How do you fall off of a car & die?

[Joe]

I was on top of a car, hit a speed bump, and fell off and nailed my head on the ground. After taking into account the fall of around three feet right onto my head and the nearly instant stop from 25 to 0mph, that's some nasty sloshing to your brain.

[Blaze]

So... your a zombie?

[CrAz3D]

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I was on top of a car, hit a speed bump, and fell off and nailed my head on the ground. After taking into account the fall of around three feet right onto my head and the nearly instant stop from 25 to 0mph, that's some nasty sloshing to your brain.

...but it sure might explain alot ;)

[Sidoh]

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I was on top of a car, hit a speed bump, and fell off and nailed my head on the ground. After taking into account the fall of around three feet right onto my head and the nearly instant stop from 25 to 0mph, that's some nasty sloshing to your brain.

...but it sure might explain alot ;)

HAHA.  That's what I was going to say!

[Joe]

This was on 1-25-06. I was quite weird before that too.

[Explicit]

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This was on 1-25-06. I was quite weird before that too.

You've always been weird.  :\

[Sidoh]

Haha, concussions suck.  I've had two concussions (that I can remember, anyway!).  With the first one, I milked it for all it was worth and skipped school for a day and got a doctor's note so I didn't have to run the "mandatory" mile a few days later in PE class.  I was swinging on one of those chinup bars that "anchors" itself inside of a door frame and it slipped lose, sending the back of my head into the concrete beneath me.

The second one: I was riding by bike at about 25 mi/h (spedometer said so, anyway) when I pulled into my driveway.  I compressed the back brake, which produced a strange, intermittent sound (I later discovered it to be an obstruction in the rim of the wheel), which I, out of curious concern, turned around to briefly inspect.  Little did I know, the dark had concealed the basketball pole about ten feet away from when I turned around to look.  Needless to say, my head became close friends with the pole.  I wandered inside with a lump the size of half a golfball on the side of my forehead.

[Joe]

I went all out on mine. It was a Wednesday coming back from lunch. I got to ride around in a wheelchair, get a shot of some anti-nausea thing that made me hit the sack the second I walked in my bedroom, miss two days of school, and sleep like 48hrs straight.

[Mythix]

No I went all out on mine, My fantasical brain full of so many fantastical ideas sparked a power surge in my head, because of this surge and all it's majesty, My body had to shutdown because It had what you call a "total out of body orgasm". Thus relaying my face to the concrete and me making out and head butting concrete for about three minutes,ergot my face all bloodied and broken, with a shattered nose and splits on my forehead caused a concussion after that. Yea, I got a concussion because of another medical problem, two birds with one stone my friends. Oh yea, bite my ass, epilepsy will cut you all!

Man I rule.

[Ergot]

How to I go about purchasing these "total out of body orgasm"?

[Mythix]

You must obtain a relic handed down from bey.. a 2x4 against your head works I guess.

[Krazed]

There is no on-hand in WoW, it's mainhand. -1.