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« on: October 13, 2006, 12:08:27 pm »
just became one of the greatest in the world.

By the way, what the hell's an x86?  Is that some rap music term or somethin?  You kids and your drugs...

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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2006, 12:51:37 pm »
just became one of the greatest in the world.

By the way, what the hell's an x86?  Is that some rap music term or somethin?  You kids and your drugs...
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Its a pc :)
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2006, 01:04:04 pm »
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2006, 03:02:03 pm »
Oh so is this one of those computer cults they talked about on Sixty Minutes?  Cool!  I'd ask to join but I'm terrified of what the initiation process might involve...

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2006, 03:50:07 pm »
you have to get naked for iago in front of a web cam.

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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2006, 05:15:37 pm »
Check.
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2006, 05:20:02 pm »
you have to get naked for iago in front of a web cam.

That, and get sodomized by a USB dildo.

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2006, 05:34:32 pm »
That and get one of those chips inserted in your rectum so we can keep track of you at all times.

Nothing serious.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2006, 05:44:08 pm »
Joe liked it so much he went through it twice.
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2006, 05:45:13 pm »
Joe liked it so much he went through it twice.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Fucking damnit.  I almost spit juice all over my keyboard.

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2006, 05:47:37 pm »
Joe liked it so much he went through it twice.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Fucking damnit.  I almost spit juice all over my keyboard.
Lmao!!!  Yeah, that was pretty funny.
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The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2006, 07:52:32 pm »
Joe liked it so much he went through it twice.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Fucking damnit.  I almost spit juice all over my keyboard.
LOL

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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2006, 11:22:41 pm »
True story, good thing I wasn't there.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2006, 03:47:50 pm »
LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2006, 03:54:01 pm »
LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.
you killed it.

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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2006, 07:12:50 pm »
By the way, what the hell's an x86?  Is that some rap music term or somethin?  You kids and your drugs...

I think I just shit myself. Damn that is the funniest thing I heard in a long time.
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2006, 07:57:00 pm »
LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.
Wait, are you saying that you wanted a dildo?

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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 pm »
Welcome to the forum!

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

(Do I get a cookie for trying to scare the n00b?)
LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.

Joe, do you purposefully say stupid things like that to /try/ to get people to realize that you're an idiot? If so, it's working wonderfully. I commend you on being able to do something right. <3

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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2006, 09:13:30 pm »
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2006, 09:22:14 pm »
Joe, do you purposefully say stupid things like that to /try/ to get people to realize that you're an idiot? If so, it's working wonderfully. I commend you on being able to do something right. <3

HAHAHA. <3

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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2006, 09:30:08 pm »
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2006, 09:40:51 pm »
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

42 times.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2006, 11:35:30 pm »
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?
with the 10 inch usb dildo?

42 times.

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« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2006, 11:45:52 pm »
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?
with the 10 inch usb dildo, up my asshole which is now my asscrater?

42 times.
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2006, 01:14:40 am »
If those posts that have nothing but the quote are to imply that you both went through the same thing as Newby, then I would prefer it if you started a long quote chain involving this smilie:



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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2006, 02:12:13 am »
No. They just fucked up posting. Or they edited my quoted text accordingly. I can't tell which.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2006, 12:23:51 pm »
No. They just fucked up posting. Or they edited my quoted text accordingly. I can't tell which.
The latter of the two.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2006, 03:48:58 am »
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

I'm hurt! Not really. I know I'm not a member-member. But I may be someday. One way or another, the USB Dildo? I'd smash it into a thousand pieces in front of your crying face, James dear.  :-*

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« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2006, 04:43:06 am »
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

I'm hurt! Not really. I know I'm not a member-member. But I may be someday. One way or another, the USB Dildo? I'd smash it into a thousand pieces in front of your crying face, James dear.  :-*
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« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2006, 12:47:32 pm »
Yea we don't take kindly to dem' cute minors, especially ones like this.




Gah, I was gonna try and throw a slingblade reference in there too but I fo..

mmM these good mash potatoes.
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« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2006, 03:22:07 pm »
Yea we don't take kindly to dem' cute minors, especially ones like this.




Gah, I was gonna try and throw a slingblade reference in there too but I fo..

mmM these good mash potatoes.
Pft... the chromatic scale is where it's at.
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2006, 11:37:20 pm »
I challenge you to a duel. Choose your weapon.
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« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2006, 12:05:46 am »
I challenge you to a duel. Choose your weapon.
Pistols.
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2006, 02:37:24 am »
Pistol's it is. Now fire ze missles!
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« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2006, 07:14:00 am »
Pistol's it is. Now fire ze shitmissles!
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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2006, 11:51:53 pm »
<3 End of Ze World.

Oh shit, they is attacking us, fire our shit!!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.