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ZeroX

Quote from: disco on October 13, 2006, 12:08:27 PM
By the way, what the hell's an x86?  Is that some rap music term or somethin?  You kids and your drugs...

I think I just shit myself. Damn that is the funniest thing I heard in a long time.
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Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

iago

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7581.msg94769#msg94769 date=1160941670]
LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.
Wait, are you saying that you wanted a dildo?

Kaleeko

Welcome to the forum!

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

(Do I get a cookie for trying to scare the n00b?)
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7581.msg94769#msg94769 date=1160941670]
LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.

Joe, do you purposefully say stupid things like that to /try/ to get people to realize that you're an idiot? If so, it's working wonderfully. I commend you on being able to do something right. <3

Newby

Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh

Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
Joe, do you purposefully say stupid things like that to /try/ to get people to realize that you're an idiot? If so, it's working wonderfully. I commend you on being able to do something right. <3

HAHAHA. <3

Towelie

Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

Newby

Quote from: Towelie on October 20, 2006, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

42 times.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Towelie

Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:40:51 PM
Quote from: Towelie on October 20, 2006, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?
with the 10 inch usb dildo?

42 times.

deadly7

Quote from: Towelie on October 20, 2006, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:40:51 PM
Quote from: Towelie on October 20, 2006, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!
How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?
with the 10 inch usb dildo, up my asshole which is now my asscrater?

42 times.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

disco

If those posts that have nothing but the quote are to imply that you both went through the same thing as Newby, then I would prefer it if you started a long quote chain involving this smilie:



Thanks.

Newby

No. They just fucked up posting. Or they edited my quoted text accordingly. I can't tell which.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

deadly7

Quote from: Newby on October 21, 2006, 02:12:13 AM
No. They just fucked up posting. Or they edited my quoted text accordingly. I can't tell which.
The latter of the two.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Kaleeko

Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

I'm hurt! Not really. I know I'm not a member-member. But I may be someday. One way or another, the USB Dildo? I'd smash it into a thousand pieces in front of your crying face, James dear.  :-*

MyndFyre

Quote from: Kaleeko on October 23, 2006, 03:48:58 AM
Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: Kaleeko on October 20, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu. ;)

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

I'm hurt! Not really. I know I'm not a member-member. But I may be someday. One way or another, the USB Dildo? I'd smash it into a thousand pieces in front of your crying face, James dear.  :-*
We have different initiation requirements for women based on the age-of-consent laws of the state you live in.   :-*
Quote from: Joe on January 23, 2011, 11:47:54 PM
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

Running with Code has a new home!

Quote from: Rule on May 26, 2009, 02:02:12 PMOur species really annoys me.

Mythix

Yea we don't take kindly to dem' cute minors, especially ones like this.




Gah, I was gonna try and throw a slingblade reference in there too but I fo..

mmM these good mash potatoes.
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