Facebook killed the radio star. And by radio star, I mean the premise of distributed forums around the internet. And that got got by Instagram/SnapChat. And that got got by TikTok. Where the fuck is the internet we once knew?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests
You might be right about that, Joe.
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Unique implies that people are different. But the fact that everybody shares the property of being unique can be oxymoronical. Microsoft Works is my favorite.
Quote from: iago on November 07, 2006, 12:51:13 pmUnique implies that people are different. But the fact that everybody shares the property of being unique can be oxymoronical. Microsoft Works is my favorite. Like I said, "unique" is a very non-descriptive word. If you were to compile a list of properties of each person, I have little doubt that there would be no two lists that were identical, assuming the number of properties was large enough. I don't think that's a very good oxymoron. It's too much of an oversight.
I don't think an oxymoron is supposed to imply anything other than two contradictory phrases.
"This sentence is false" doesn't work unless you include a statement such that only true and false are possibilities.Such as:The sentence below is true.The sentence above is false.
You're making the assumption that completely true and completely false are the only possibilities but your statement makes no restriction such that the assumption is necessary. My example restricts all possibilities to completely true or completely false."This sentence is false" can be partially true and partially false and still work
how about this one: Sexy Niggers
I wouldn't sexually touch a Klan member. But that hurt Towelie. It hurt.
I think my favorite oxymoron is what Joe was trying to achieve: You're special, just like every one else.
Quote from: Super_X on November 13, 2006, 07:59:06 pmI think my favorite oxymoron is what Joe was trying to achieve: You're special, just like every one else.Special isn't a descriptive property. If you have a box of crayons of all different colors, you could address as single crayon: "You're unique crayon in the box, just like all of the other crayons in the box" and not be presenting it with a paradox.
Dumb jokes piss me off.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends. There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
Quote from: Sidoh on November 14, 2006, 10:18:29 pmDumb jokes piss me off. Black polar bears.
Polar bearsare black.. They have black skin, but they have transparet hair that looks white from the light refracting in it.
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Quote from: Super_X on November 14, 2006, 10:26:18 pmPolar bearsare black.. They have black skin, but they have transparet hair that looks white from the light refracting in it.Their skin is black. That doesn't mean that a natural, healthy polar bear is black. I have a nack for getting into stupid arguments. This was one of them. That's why Ergot mentioned it.
a bunch is a serious understatement.
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on November 15, 2006, 07:53:10 pma bunch is a serious understatement.I OBJECT
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