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Offline Hitmen

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Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« on: November 29, 2006, 05:36:42 pm »
Mother microwaves child

That lady is my fucking hero.
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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2006, 05:44:52 pm »
Haha. Your hero is black.

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"You mean sticking my baby in the microwave killed him????? HOW????"
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2006, 06:31:28 pm »
Haha.. my friend microwaved his cat once. The cat, Mr. Meow Meow, is now retarded.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2006, 06:35:35 pm »
The other other white meat.

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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2006, 06:37:26 pm »
Morbid.
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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2006, 06:50:41 pm »
Haha.. my friend microwaved his cat once. The cat, Mr. Meow Meow, is now retarded.
With a name like "Mr. Meow Meow", I suspect that your friend is the retarded one.

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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2006, 11:57:14 pm »
I don't think that's very funny.  Microwaving animals or humans is wrong.  Murder is wrong.
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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 12:02:43 am »
I disagree.
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Re: Mmmmm, microwaved baby
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 01:38:59 am »