[NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!

[Newby]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/irresistible/10543907/detail.html

Who'da thunk it?

[Towelie]

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

[Armin]

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(

[Killer360]

That's pretty gross.

[Towelie]

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(

physically harmful*

[iago]

Towelie's right, that's crap:

"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.

[Towelie]

maybe if you have a huge ass cut in your mouth.... :P

[CrAz3D]

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

punny!!!

[Armin]

Towelie's right, that's crap:

"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.

STD

[Warrior]

Exactly, what if the guy had an STD.

[Killer360]

Then everybody who ate the "salad dressing" would be screwed.

[iago]

There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

[Sidoh]

There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

Like towelie said, if you took some fluid in your mouth when it had a cut, it's more likely.

[abc]

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Warrior]

There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

I was under the impression that any of them could. *shrug*