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An epic movie.

Started by Mythix, December 27, 2006, 09:32:10 AM

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Mythix

Saw the trailer for this when I went to see Eragon with the lady and her family. Behold the epic trailer of doom.

http://www.imdb.com/rg/title-tease/trailers/title/tt0799949/trailers
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce


Sidoh

This is off topic, but how was Eragon?

trust


Blaze

Plot summary:

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

AntiVirus

Lmao!  That looks very funny.

@Sidoh: I was told by various people that if you read the book you will dislike the movie a lot. 
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Sidoh

Quote from: AntiVirus on December 30, 2006, 01:05:46 PM
@Sidoh: I was told by various people that if you read the book you will dislike the movie a lot. 

That's generally the case with a lot of movies based on books.  I'm not really interested in those people's opinions.  I'd like to know if the movie was good, not how closely it was related to the book. ;p

Mythix

Movie was interesting, plot was neat, it was still a bit too harry-potterish for me, when I think of dragon movies though it's pretty hard to top dragonheart.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce


dark_drake

Quote from: Mythix on December 30, 2006, 11:25:34 PM
. . . when I think of dragon movies though it's pretty hard to top dragonheart.
+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cool points to you.
errr... something like that...

Towelie

This movie was great. Saw it last night!

Sidoh

Really?  The reviews on it bombed.  I don't think I've seen one that's rated above 1/5.

Towelie

Quote from: Sidoh on February 04, 2007, 02:18:28 PM
Really?  The reviews on it bombed.  I don't think I've seen one that's rated above 1/5.
My sense of humor may differ from them... it was more of an immature type of humor.

CrAz3D

#11
Quote from: Sidoh on February 04, 2007, 02:18:28 PM
Really?  The reviews on it bombed.  I don't think I've seen one that's rated above 1/5.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder if I want to waste my time with this

however, 14% of viewers LOVED it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/ratings
hahaha

edit:
whoever filmed what I am watching sucks...

Joe

Quote from: Towelie on February 05, 2007, 01:47:43 AM
My sense of humor may differ from them... it was more of an immature type of humor.

Then I'll definately love it. :)

It's rated PG-13, right? I'll probably go see it once I get my paycheck.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


BigAznDaddy

Thats on my top list of movies to see when it comes out,that and 300.

Joe

Quote from: BigAznDaddy on February 07, 2007, 09:19:04 AM
Thats on my top list of movies to see when it comes out,that and 300.

It is out..
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.