They Walk Among Us?

[iago]

So I'm sure most of you know that I'm living in a new apartment now.

The building I'm in has 3 floors and roughly 6 apartments/floor, so there should be roughly 18 apartments in this building. On average, I should see others in the halls, at the door, on their balconies, etc.  But so far, in the almost 2 weeks I've been living here, I've seen nobody.

The landlady here is Hungarian or Romanian or something. And there are definitely others in this building, because I heard noises, phones, water running, rustling, etc. But all I know is, these people don't leave their houses during the day.

So I jumped to the oh-so-obvious conclusion: they're vampires. I mean, how else could you explain it? 

So I was talking to my dad on the phone today, after dark. I was wandering, as I always do, and it was just light enough to see. I didn't really think about it, but afterwards I realized the light was from my monitor. I was telling him about the vampire hypothesis, and just as I finished, my screensaver (ie, a blank screen) came on and suddenly it went from being light enough to see to pitch black. It's always fun to get a little bit of fear like that :)

There's no real point here, but if I suddenly disappear you should assume that the vampires got me.

I'll keep you posted as I uncover details.

[Explicit]

lol, awesome.  If you get turned, can you turn me, too?  :P

[dark_drake]

Here's what you do to put your mind at ease/confirm your fears:

1) Sneak into one of their rooms and knock one out. Don't let him see you.
2) Drag him outside into the sun.

If he dies instantly with a vampire.  If he doesn't, he was human, and you should probably walk back inside and pretend it never happened.

[iago]

Can you knock vampires out? I wouldn't want to bonk one, then have him turn around and kill me :-/

[iago]

So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.

Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.

[Sidoh]

Brilliance in its purest form.

[dark_drake]

Brilliance in its purest form.

In all fairness, I told him to have his lawyer's phone number on speed dial.

[Joe]

Brilliance in its purest form.

In all fairness, I told him to have his lawyer's phone number on speed dial.

Brilliance in its purest form.

[Quik]

So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.

Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.

But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

[Sidoh]

But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

lol.

What if they're just really, really fat?

[Ergot]

But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

lol.

What if they're just really, really fat?

What if they're just humans... :/?

[rabbit]

Maybe they are ninjas.  They could be out all the time, or they are probably sitting right next to you, but you'd never know.


(Because they are ninja)

[deadly7]

I've got it: they're all introverts.  Or, they're very rowdy extroverts and are having a massive apartment party all the time and haven't invited you.  Or they just hate Canadians from Manitoba.

[Sidoh]

What if they're just humans... :/?

Humans (without the help of oodles of fat) don't float unless their lungs are filled.

[abc]

So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.

Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.

But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

Witch* lol

Which witch is this... lol