Which would you choose?

[Ender]

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[rabbit]

Normal mermaid.

[Towelie]

Normal mermaid. What can you do with the other one if it had a huge fish head attached to it? :P

[trust]

normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.

[Towelie]

normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.

exactly! lol

[Super_X]

Reverse mermaid. You can fuck it, then eat it. A bonus is you can tell when it's done cooking from when it's eyes pop out.
Oh, and they can nag all they want but you won't hear them. Fish don't have a lerinx.

[rabbit]

Larynx.

[Super_X]

Larynx.

As long as the point got accross, right?

[CrAz3D]

"Cake, or death?"

[Newby]

Yeh. Normal mermaid. You could knife yourself a vagina. IN HER STOMACH.

[deadly7]

normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.

I'm sure with enough beer you could rape the second one.

[trust]

and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)

[Armin]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

[CrAz3D]

and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)

*highfive*!

[Newby]

Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

F U.