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Make me a member already.
« on: April 22, 2007, 11:38:54 pm »
After seeing that Ender was made a member, I was suddenly incredibly disgusted at myself for not having done this a long time ago...

So, finally, I've decided to put myself up on the butcher's block and ask to be a member. (I have Sidoh and Myndfyre's approval, for those that are curious.)

I'd like to be a member because, over the time I've been here, I've become friends with a lot of the members, and respect and am amused by many of you. It probably would help to mention that:

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7:58:55 PM mutsumibear: I post more often on there than most of the members.
7:59:02 PM newby1337: Yeah! And you're cooler than most members.

Oh, and, you need a girl. Really bad.

So yeah, just make me a member.. as in, right now. I love you all, and I know, somewhere deep inside your hearts, you love me too. ...  ;)
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2007, 11:41:21 pm »
You ass! Remove that blasphemous quote! I never said that! Honest!

...

Guys I still love you all. :-*
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2007, 11:42:34 pm »
Quote from: Newby on April 22, 2007, 11:41:21 pm
You ass! Remove that blasphemous quote! I never said that! Honest!

...

Guys I still love you all. :-*
I don't think she can [or will] have sex with you over the internet, sorry. :P
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2007, 11:47:12 pm »
Envy is a sin.
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2007, 11:50:21 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on April 22, 2007, 11:47:12 pm
Envy is a sin.

A deadly(7) one, too. Haha. Ha. I crack myself up. ...

Quote from: deadly7 on April 22, 2007, 11:42:34 pm
I don't think she can [or will] have sex with you over the internet, sorry. :P

Don't burst his bubble yet, I still need him to vote yes.
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2007, 11:52:26 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on April 22, 2007, 11:42:34 pm
I don't think she can [or will] have sex with you over the internet, sorry. :P

You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2007, 12:01:28 am »
Quote from: dark_drake on April 22, 2007, 11:47:12 pm
Envy is a sin.
You also envy the fact that I'm awesome, so you're a sinner yourself. Welcome to the club!

Quote from: Kaleeko on April 22, 2007, 11:50:21 pm
A deadly(7) one, too. Haha. Ha. I crack myself up. ...
::)
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Don't burst his bubble yet, I still need him to vote yes.
Good point.
Newby: she'll hump you [over the internet] on sight.

Quote from: Newby on April 22, 2007, 11:52:26 pm
You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
Your biology teacher would say differently. ;)
« Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 12:18:24 am by deadly7 »
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2007, 12:07:19 am »
Are there ANY girls in the clan?...I dont think so.

I always agree with cute chicks, dont plan on changin that now
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2007, 12:19:48 am »
Quote from: deadly7 on April 23, 2007, 12:01:28 am
Quote from: Newby on April 22, 2007, 11:52:26 pm
You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
Your biology teacher would say differently. ;)

Yeah but that's because I know it'll never happen. Haha.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2007, 12:23:33 am »
Quote from: Newby on April 23, 2007, 12:19:48 am
Quote from: deadly7 on April 23, 2007, 12:01:28 am
Quote from: Newby on April 22, 2007, 11:52:26 pm
You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
Your biology teacher would say differently. ;)

Yeah but that's because I know it'll never happen. Haha.

You're such a sad, sad little boy.

I've been thinking, though. They say "Better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all." Sub in "had sex" for love , and you get, better to have had sex and never again then never to have had sex at all. ... In Newby's case, I'm a little worried that this isn't a good idea, because once he has it, if he ever goes through deprivation, he'll go absolutely insane*.

*moreso than usual.
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2007, 12:28:21 am »
I don't know you. :-\
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2007, 12:30:42 am »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 23, 2007, 12:07:19 am
Are there ANY girls in the clan?...I dont think so.
iago

Quote from: Newby on April 23, 2007, 12:19:48 am
Yeah but that's because I know it'll never happen. Haha.
Dude, just like slip her some ecstasy. "I bought you a Coke, Mrs. Whozzit" and then when she gets all funny take her home ;)

Quote from: Kaleeko on April 23, 2007, 12:23:33 am
You're such a sad, sad little boy.

I've been thinking, though. They say "Better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all." Sub in "had sex" for love , and you get, better to have had sex and never again then never to have had sex at all. ... In Newby's case, I'm a little worried that this isn't a good idea, because once he has it, if he ever goes through deprivation, he'll go absolutely insane*.

*moreso than usual.
I don't think he CAN get any more insane.

Quote from: Metal Militia on April 23, 2007, 12:28:21 am
I don't know you. :-\
Where've you been for the last two years? :P
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2007, 12:38:59 am »
Quote from: Metal Militia on April 23, 2007, 12:28:21 am
I don't know you. :-\

What, have you totally ignored my existance? Psh. -_-
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2007, 12:59:09 am »
There's a different between acknowledging your existence, and KNOWING you...
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2007, 01:05:28 am »
Quote from: Metal Militia on April 23, 2007, 12:59:09 am
There's a different between acknowledging your existence, and KNOWING you...
Not really.
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2007, 01:08:46 am »
Quote from: dark_drake on April 23, 2007, 01:05:28 am
Quote from: Metal Militia on April 23, 2007, 12:59:09 am
There's a different between acknowledging your existence, and KNOWING you...
Not really.

Sure there is. That's knowing of, not KNOWING. KNOWING, because it is in caps, implies actually knowing the person, being able to mention a few things about the person, being able to call the person a friend. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2007, 01:20:22 am »
saber and conocer :)
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2007, 07:30:00 am »
Her name is 75317 upside down, she's a girl, a senior in high school, lives in Washington, 17 I believe. She <3 teh j0e, well, usually but not right now :P etc.
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2007, 10:02:28 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on April 23, 2007, 07:30:00 am
Her name is 75317 upside down, she's a girl, a senior in high school, lives in Washington, 17 I believe. She <3 teh j0e, well, usually but not right now :P etc.

She maek teh j0e act liek an annoying giddy little child.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2007, 11:24:54 am »
yaeh
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2007, 11:50:46 am »
Topic locked: your voting thread has been made.
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