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Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« on: July 08, 2007, 12:03:36 pm »
Yey I beat Joe... where's my prize :O? Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 12:09:41 pm »
Happy Brithday!!
Go buy porn, lotto tickets, and some smokes now!


(I'm pretty surprised that ANYONE would beat Joe at this)

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 12:14:33 pm »
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 01:09:22 pm »
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.
you cant get arrested for something like statutory rape there?

i'm pretty sure that here (nm and us) if you sex up someone and one partner isnt age of majority other partner can face charges regardless of consent.  there might be a 2 year 'grace' thing, for some reason that is in my mind (like a 1lyr old and an 18yr old)

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 01:44:53 pm »
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.
She's 18, because that's the age of consent in the USA because you have to come here to put your magic wand in the hat.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 02:08:30 pm »
So, I just realized why all of you fail the whole, girlfriend thing.
It is good to be good, but it is better to be lucky.

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 02:12:03 pm »
So, I just realized why all of you fail the whole, girlfriend thing.

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 02:16:22 pm »
So, I just realized why all of you fail the whole, girlfriend thing.
Because we're not all pedos like you :)?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 02:23:25 pm »
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.
you cant get arrested for something like statutory rape there?

i'm pretty sure that here (nm and us) if you sex up someone and one partner isnt age of majority other partner can face charges regardless of consent.  there might be a 2 year 'grace' thing, for some reason that is in my mind (like a 1lyr old and an 18yr old)
Yes, you can get arrested for statutory rape if somebody is under 14. See also: age of consent

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 02:25:34 pm »
It's 14 in Canada, but I think you have to be within two years of the age of the person if he/she is under 18. 

...not that I would know much about this or anything.. :P


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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 02:34:50 pm »
Happy birthday you horde nub.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 02:36:05 pm »
Happy birthday. :)

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 10:19:36 pm »
It's 14 in Canada, but I think you have to be within two years of the age of the person if he/she is under 18. 

...not that I would know much about this or anything.. :P



I think you're right about that.

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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 10:48:26 pm »
Happy b-day hoe.
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Re: Happy Birfday Kaleeko
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2007, 11:58:06 pm »
happy birthday :o