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Started by Ergot, July 08, 2007, 12:03:36 PM

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Ergot

July 08, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
Yey I beat Joe... where's my prize :O? Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

CrAz3D

#1
July 08, 2007, 12:09:41 PM
Happy Brithday!!
Go buy porn, lotto tickets, and some smokes now!


(I'm pretty surprised that ANYONE would beat Joe at this)

iago

#2
July 08, 2007, 12:14:33 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 08, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.

CrAz3D

#3
July 08, 2007, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: iago on July 08, 2007, 12:14:33 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 08, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.
you cant get arrested for something like statutory rape there?

i'm pretty sure that here (nm and us) if you sex up someone and one partner isnt age of majority other partner can face charges regardless of consent.  there might be a 2 year 'grace' thing, for some reason that is in my mind (like a 1lyr old and an 18yr old)

Ergot

#4
July 08, 2007, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: iago on July 08, 2007, 12:14:33 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 08, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.
She's 18, because that's the age of consent in the USA because you have to come here to put your magic wand in the hat.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Krazed

#5
July 08, 2007, 02:08:30 PM
So, I just realized why all of you fail the whole, girlfriend thing.
It is good to be good, but it is better to be lucky.

Quik

#6
July 08, 2007, 02:12:03 PM
Quote from: Krazed on July 08, 2007, 02:08:30 PM
So, I just realized why all of you fail the whole, girlfriend thing.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

Ergot

#7
July 08, 2007, 02:16:22 PM
Quote from: Krazed on July 08, 2007, 02:08:30 PM
So, I just realized why all of you fail the whole, girlfriend thing.
Because we're not all pedos like you :)?
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

#8
July 08, 2007, 02:23:25 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on July 08, 2007, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: iago on July 08, 2007, 12:14:33 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 08, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
Oh and that makes you legal for iago now... beware. o_o
She's 14? Because that's the age of consent in Canada.
you cant get arrested for something like statutory rape there?

i'm pretty sure that here (nm and us) if you sex up someone and one partner isnt age of majority other partner can face charges regardless of consent.  there might be a 2 year 'grace' thing, for some reason that is in my mind (like a 1lyr old and an 18yr old)
Yes, you can get arrested for statutory rape if somebody is under 14. See also: age of consent

Rule

#9
July 08, 2007, 02:25:34 PM
It's 14 in Canada, but I think you have to be within two years of the age of the person if he/she is under 18. 

...not that I would know much about this or anything.. :P

Newby

#10
July 08, 2007, 02:34:50 PM
Happy birthday you horde nub.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh

#11
July 08, 2007, 02:36:05 PM
Happy birthday. :)

Blaze

#12
July 08, 2007, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: Rule on July 08, 2007, 02:25:34 PM
It's 14 in Canada, but I think you have to be within two years of the age of the person if he/she is under 18. 

...not that I would know much about this or anything.. :P



I think you're right about that.

Also, happy date of birth.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

ZeroX

#13
July 08, 2007, 10:48:26 PM
Happy b-day hoe.
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

Ender

#14
July 08, 2007, 11:58:06 PM
happy birthday :o
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