Nobody but Yanks and weirdos drink unsweetened iced tea.
Yanks...? You people still call us that? WTF? You lost. Get over it.
YOU PEOPLE?!
Yes. You people [that somehow think the Civil War is still going on and insist on calling people from above wherever it is "yanks" despite "yanks" being English slang for ALL Americans derived from "Yankee Doodle Dandee", which is basically "orgy going fags", NOT TO MENTION the fact that you sound like a retard whenever you say "yank(ee)(s)"; o and Mississippi you DID lose so please take the Confederate flag out of your State flag you stupid poor losers].
I thought I'd shorten it a bit to just "you people".