Female bullshit. -.-
I broke up with my girlfriend because she required way too much time and attention. We could go on a date and be together for 6+ hours and when I got home and checked my email (I work in IT, I need to check my email, damn it) I'd get accused of never spending time with her. When I have to do homework, the same. When I have to go to school early / stay late, the same.
She decided it'd be a great opportunity to give me this bullshit about how she's on the rebound and going to her friend "Bryan's" house to hang out. Naturally, I find it a good opportunity to get stuff done and allow her to gtfo. Apparently she and "Bryan" made out, which is whatever, and I don't really care. Later on the story changes that they had sex. Over the next week or so she goes over to "Bryan"s house again a few times and have sex three times.
I really don't give a rat's ass. She's annoying the hell out of me with all her attention seeking, and apparently that doesn't work for her. She changes the story to be that "Bryan" is my best friend Andy, and then later tells me they never had sex, but apparently just made out. I hung out with Andy, his brother Mike (also a good friend of mine), and Stacey (the new girl I like, a programmer from school), and apparently I was supposed to interrogate Andy for the truth.
Texts tonight:
[irrelevant conversation]
Her: Friends?
Me: Idk. You still need to prove that your not on a mission to piss me off
Her: Obviously im not. I Know how much it upset you yesterday, and i value your friendship. I want us to be friends.
Her: Just to clarify, if i wanted to sleep with Andy, would that piss you off?
Me: Idc.
Her: You wouldnt care if i wanted to sleep with him?
Me: Nope.
Her: Would you want me to tell you?
Me: Sure
Her: But you still wouldnt care? Did you ask him last night about us?
Me: Get to your point
Her: No point.
Me: Thought not
Her: I guess i was just wondering if it was ok with you if i deided to sleep with Andy. Did you ask him last night whether or not we had sex?
Me: Yes
Her: What did he say?
Me: Did you?
Her: What did he say???
Me: I'm not putting up with another round of this bullshit
Her: What bullshit?
Me: Good night
Discussing this with one of our mutual female friends, she said that girls never make sense and I need to just get over it. I told her that's why I like a programming chick.