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Offline CrAz3D

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4215 on: April 12, 2008, 07:47:20 pm »
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I'll tell you about it later. Last night was pretty incredible too, but I don't think I should post that story here.

I think you should.

I took a random girls virginity.

Pictures!  She cute?
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4216 on: April 12, 2008, 09:10:02 pm »
Quote from: iago on April 12, 2008, 04:35:46 pm
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Quote from: Trust on April 12, 2008, 03:39:31 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-489885651925767878

That video always makes me laugh.  :)

Haha, that's pretty good. But one question, what the hell is a "Zee"?


Hahaha, my mom (and basically all my family not born in America) says "zed". I always found it strange.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4217 on: April 13, 2008, 02:37:57 am »
Saturday night and I'm sober, wow.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4218 on: April 13, 2008, 03:40:28 am »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 12, 2008, 07:47:20 pm
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Quote from: Krazed on April 12, 2008, 09:23:27 am
Quote from: Trust on April 12, 2008, 08:52:19 am
I'll tell you about it later. Last night was pretty incredible too, but I don't think I should post that story here.

I think you should.

I took a random girls virginity.

Pictures!  She cute?

You guys are terrible.

Now, pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4219 on: April 13, 2008, 10:23:01 am »
Quote from: Trust on April 12, 2008, 03:23:10 pm
Quote from: Krazed on April 12, 2008, 09:23:27 am
Quote from: Trust on April 12, 2008, 08:52:19 am
I'll tell you about it later. Last night was pretty incredible too, but I don't think I should post that story here.

I think you should.

I took a random girls virginity.

Winner. Was she underage?
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4220 on: April 13, 2008, 11:52:15 am »
Quote from: Krazed on April 13, 2008, 10:23:01 am
Quote from: Trust on April 12, 2008, 03:23:10 pm
Quote from: Krazed on April 12, 2008, 09:23:27 am
Quote from: Trust on April 12, 2008, 08:52:19 am
I'll tell you about it later. Last night was pretty incredible too, but I don't think I should post that story here.

I think you should.

I took a random girls virginity.

Winner. Was she underage?

Not according to Facebook.

Last night was fucking nuts, I have no idea how I didn't get into a fight or arrested this week. There are so many stories, this was probably one of the best weeks of my life.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4221 on: April 13, 2008, 11:53:28 am »
If you don't start posting some of these stories we're gonna fly out there and beat your ass.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4222 on: April 13, 2008, 12:11:01 pm »
You could try ... someone should video tape it and post it. 
Trust and his bow tie bros would win, I'm sure.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4223 on: April 13, 2008, 12:19:59 pm »
I'm headed to the mall yesterday, stopped at a red light on the busiest street in town.  Some girl gets out of the car next to me and says "Excuse me sir, you can find Jesus by calling this number" (or whatever).

I got PISSED.  The Mormon card things was IN SPANISH!  I'm wearing a cowboy hat, a 'Pearce for US Senate' shirt, I almost can't look any less brown.  I wanted to knock on her window and say "Hey, I'm not too mad cause you're cute, but I don't speak spanish."
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4224 on: April 13, 2008, 12:48:24 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 13, 2008, 12:19:59 pm
I'm headed to the mall yesterday, stopped at a red light on the busiest street in town.  Some girl gets out of the car next to me and says "Excuse me sir, you can find Jesus by calling this number" (or whatever).

I got PISSED.  The Mormon card things was IN SPANISH!  I'm wearing a cowboy hat, a 'Pearce for US Senate' shirt, I almost can't look any less brown.  I wanted to knock on her window and say "Hey, I'm not too mad cause you're cute, but I don't speak spanish."
You know, you might want to learn Spanish if you're going to go into law, especially..
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4225 on: April 13, 2008, 02:13:58 pm »
woot going to go look at some cars for my graduation present :)
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4226 on: April 13, 2008, 02:43:28 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on April 13, 2008, 12:48:24 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 13, 2008, 12:19:59 pm
I'm headed to the mall yesterday, stopped at a red light on the busiest street in town.  Some girl gets out of the car next to me and says "Excuse me sir, you can find Jesus by calling this number" (or whatever).

I got PISSED.  The Mormon card things was IN SPANISH!  I'm wearing a cowboy hat, a 'Pearce for US Senate' shirt, I almost can't look any less brown.  I wanted to knock on her window and say "Hey, I'm not too mad cause you're cute, but I don't speak spanish."
You know, you might want to learn Spanish if you're going to go into law, especially..

I plan to work in a place that requires no spanish.  I can understand enough spanish to get around ... I just dont like to see it when it's SPANISH ONLY.  I was at a buger king in town, they had spanish signs but no english signs ... fucking pissed me off.

best this ever:  Fat bitch at some fast food joint greeted/asked a dude what he wanted in spanish.  Dude was about 40, tall, husky, brown ... she assumed he spoke spanish but he replied "sorry, I dont know spanish."  Fucked up society.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4227 on: April 13, 2008, 04:01:45 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 13, 2008, 02:43:28 pm
Fat bitch at some fast food joint greeted/asked a dude what he wanted in spanish.  Dude was about 40, tall, husky, brown ... she assumed he spoke spanish but he replied "sorry, I dont know spanish."  Fucked up society.
I don't understand the problem.. you're a white guy, and people assume you speak English. Is that any different?
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Offline CrAz3D

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4228 on: April 13, 2008, 04:13:47 pm »
America is English.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4229 on: April 13, 2008, 04:14:23 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 13, 2008, 04:13:47 pm
America is English.
There is a lot of support for "English only" stuff
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