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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4890 on: June 13, 2008, 11:29:18 pm »
Quote from: dark_drake on June 13, 2008, 11:23:15 pm
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Quote from: Ender on June 13, 2008, 11:14:31 pm
hm, i don't know yet whether my floor in housing is coed or not. kinda sux because it means i can't piss with the door open.
Coed dorms are nice :)
Depends on how hot the girls are really. And how religious. And how shallow. And how high they think of themselves. And how good they are at Halo.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4891 on: June 13, 2008, 11:31:18 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on June 13, 2008, 11:20:09 pm
Quote from: Ender on June 13, 2008, 11:14:31 pm
hm, i don't know yet whether my floor in housing is coed or not. kinda sux because it means i can't piss with the door open.
Coed dorms are nice :)

yeah but, i wanna know if i can piss with the door open. i think i would prefer coed though.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4892 on: June 14, 2008, 02:13:53 am »
hm, i just lost sleep writing an essay on the effects of sleep deprivation. how ironic.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4893 on: June 14, 2008, 04:06:29 am »
aforementioned girl just left my bed because my roommate made her promise she wouldnt sleep in the same bed as me. she kissed me on the cheek and left..fuck him

edit: oh and i got 2 citations tonight for drunk in public and underage possession of alcohol.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2008, 04:08:26 am by Trust »
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4894 on: June 14, 2008, 04:12:14 am »
lol, no offense (re: citations)

hot chick-friend was over.  we were leaving the park and I said "I want to hang out with hot chicks" (not mentioning her) .... she said "thanks, i'm glad I'm not hot"  My only response was "you're gorgeous and KNOW I would totoally hit on you again.  I'm handsy when drunk and  you will agree since I hit on you while drunk"  She didnt seem offended.
While at the house she said "I didnt know you that well" (when you asked me out) ... Maybe I should now?  Oh God.  So many chicks cant wait til room mate leaves and I can have sex with chicks (God willing)
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4895 on: June 14, 2008, 04:14:39 am »
good luck.

« Last Edit: June 15, 2008, 11:26:22 am by Trust »
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4896 on: June 14, 2008, 04:16:47 am »
.17?  Ballin.  I want to buy one of those tester things from Walgreens
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4897 on: June 14, 2008, 10:55:40 am »
nt
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4898 on: June 14, 2008, 11:53:56 am »
Plead no contest?
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4899 on: June 14, 2008, 02:35:18 pm »
There is a guy on another forum selling asexual scorpions... I'm really tempted!
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4900 on: June 14, 2008, 05:30:34 pm »
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4901 on: June 14, 2008, 07:17:04 pm »
Quote from: Newby on June 14, 2008, 11:53:56 am
Plead no contest?

My goal is so handle this outside of court, I don't want the recording of the stuff I said to be heard by anyone...I'm pretty sure I was a complete obnoxious and belligerent dick.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4902 on: June 15, 2008, 12:10:09 am »
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fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4903 on: June 15, 2008, 12:35:49 am »
Quote from: Trust on June 14, 2008, 07:17:04 pm
Quote from: Newby on June 14, 2008, 11:53:56 am
Plead no contest?

My goal is so handle this outside of court, I don't want the recording of the stuff I said to be heard by anyone...I'm pretty sure I was a complete obnoxious and belligerent dick.

Not to be an asshole, but I really do hope this blemishes your record. It will serve to put things into perspective for you.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #4904 on: June 15, 2008, 01:10:25 am »
Quote from: Bender on June 15, 2008, 12:35:49 am
Not to be an asshole, but I really do hope this blemishes your record. It will serve to put things into perspective for you.
That's the intention; don't be surprised if it doesn't work, though. :P
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