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Offline iago

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8820 on: March 30, 2010, 12:11:50 pm »
I concur, better advice, find someone who knows the city well and knows where all the strip joints and places where you can pay the strippers to blow you in the afterwards or in the backroom!!!!!!!
....I'm engaged.... :-\
I'm surprised I'm the first to say, ..... "so?"

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8821 on: March 30, 2010, 12:59:07 pm »
I concur, better advice, find someone who knows the city well and knows where all the strip joints and places where you can pay the strippers to blow you in the afterwards or in the backroom!!!!!!!
....I'm engaged.... :-\
I'm surprised I'm the first to say, ..... "so?"
As it turns out, blowjobs qualify as cheating. Who knew?
errr... something like that...

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8822 on: March 30, 2010, 02:14:32 pm »
I'm surprised I'm the first to say, ..... "so?"
As it turns out, blowjobs qualify as cheating. Who knew?

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8823 on: March 30, 2010, 02:18:11 pm »
I concur, better advice, find someone who knows the city well and knows where all the strip joints and places where you can pay the strippers to blow you in the afterwards or in the backroom!!!!!!!
....I'm engaged.... :-\
I'm surprised I'm the first to say, ..... "so?"
As it turns out, blowjobs qualify as cheating. Who knew?
Allow me to repeat..... "so?"

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8824 on: March 31, 2010, 03:01:37 pm »
I found this guy on Facebook.  Two things about his profile strike me as amusing:
'Calvin Kuntz'
1. lol, 'Kuntz.'
2. His religious views are "Calvinist". That's a little narcissistic, isn't it?

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8825 on: April 01, 2010, 01:49:33 am »


I need to stop being lazy and get a job.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8826 on: April 01, 2010, 10:55:42 pm »

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8827 on: April 02, 2010, 01:49:21 am »
http://lookatthisfuckingteabagger.com
hahaha, holy shit @ "The American taxpayers are the Jews for Obama's ovens." I know everyone likes comparing the current president they dislike with Hitler, but equating trying to give more people health care coverage with genocide seems a tad excessive  :-\
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8828 on: April 03, 2010, 12:52:19 pm »


That tree I hit was the only thing between me and a 20 foot ravine.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8829 on: April 03, 2010, 01:47:26 pm »
learn2drive


On a side note, you survived, gratz.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8830 on: April 03, 2010, 01:48:41 pm »
Jesus, man.  Did you fall asleep at the wheel?

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8831 on: April 04, 2010, 01:03:52 am »
Firestone tires, I'm guessing.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8832 on: April 04, 2010, 01:56:14 am »
"I can't see past all the SUVs!"
"Don't worry, there's a gentle curve up ahead"
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8833 on: April 04, 2010, 02:53:14 am »
"I can't see past all the SUVs!"
"Don't worry, there's a gentle curve up ahead"

I think of that line almost every time I'm driving.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #8834 on: April 05, 2010, 11:36:47 pm »
Meh, guess I'll signup for the course to get my class "M" license in May.  I've never rode a motorcycle before, but I want to invest in my death, so I might as well learn and get a sport bike!
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