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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #330 on: June 15, 2006, 06:00:04 pm »
oooooooooh!  40 yr old virgin quote time!

"you're putting the pussy on a pedastal dude"!

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #331 on: June 16, 2006, 02:04:49 pm »
By the way, thank's for the advice. Operation "Joe needs pussy" goes down Sunday morning.
I seriously doubt you'd know what to do with one if you got it anyway.

Jesus violated the Sabbath and was still considered sinless. If I have premarital sex he'll still love me.
While I don't disagree with the second statement, I disagree with the premise.  I don't believe Jesus violated the sabbath.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #332 on: June 16, 2006, 02:08:21 pm »
If you get pussy I'll quit x86.
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #333 on: June 16, 2006, 06:01:04 pm »
I wouldnt wanna see it, thats for sure!

no date tonigh, aw:(
shes still with/into someother guy (some guy she randomly met on a choir trip in san diego).    she was way nice tho, at least i didnt get blown off, thats always a plus

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #334 on: June 17, 2006, 04:42:24 am »
Jesus broke the law of resting on the Sabbath by preaching, doing work. The Jewish law stated that you aren't to do any work on the Sabbath at all, just rest. However, he didn't sin for working on the Sabbath, because he was preaching God's word, but he did sin by breaking the law. Of course, I guess it wasn't a sin because it was a stupid law that God didn't like (if he did, why would Jesus have broken it?), but you understand what I mean, right?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #335 on: June 17, 2006, 05:42:23 am »
There are places in the bible that say "When Jesus arrives, everything will change," I'm pretty sure.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #336 on: June 18, 2006, 06:38:27 pm »
I felt awesome the one night that we were talking about the crucifixion of Jesus because when pastor brought up "Why do you think Jesus didn't say anything at his trial?" I was the only one that knew there was a verse in Isaiah 53 that says "As a lamb before her shearers is silent so he did not say a word." That was sweet.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #337 on: June 19, 2006, 01:19:08 am »
setting myself up for another hopeful date :-p, hope this one works out

...just gotta decide whether or not to actually do it, since I took her out a few times a few years ago & she just said she wasnt ready for dating then

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #338 on: June 19, 2006, 01:33:59 am »
...just gotta decide whether or not to actually do it, since I took her out a few times a few years ago & she just said she wasnt ready for dating then

I thought you said men. Heh. I was gonna say, "I don't think you should try again...."
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #339 on: June 19, 2006, 01:51:54 am »
...just gotta decide whether or not to actually do it, since I took her out a few times a few years ago & she just said she wasnt ready for dating then

I thought you said men. Heh. I was gonna say, "I don't think you should try again...."
...maybe I should just ask to watch ;)

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #340 on: June 20, 2006, 10:58:24 am »
Some gay dude keeps talking to me on myspace/aim (he keeps getting on under different names too...creepy).

I finally just said so many anti-queer things he got offended & is hopefully gonna leave me alone, yay!  (I told him I wasnt gay & that I dont agree with it, but he wouldnt stop hitting on me etc before getting really offensive....it was funny tho!)

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #341 on: June 20, 2006, 08:59:25 pm »
I finally got my Maverik card today.  Instead of spending $40.00 on 14.93 gallons of gasoline, I spent 39.70. 
errr... something like that...

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #342 on: June 20, 2006, 09:01:04 pm »
nice



I've been pumping iron for like 2 days...I can already see a difference in my arms!

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #343 on: June 20, 2006, 09:07:40 pm »
Interesting... are you sure you're not imagining the difference?
errr... something like that...

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #344 on: June 20, 2006, 10:34:52 pm »
Interesting... are you sure you're not imagining the difference?

He most likely feels a difference not sees (ie his muscles don't feel all cramped up and stuff and feel better/stronger when there really isn't any mass/strength gain)