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Offline iago

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Out of Gas [Solved]
« on: August 09, 2005, 07:11:00 pm »
This one is a little tricky:

Sam and his new bride Samantha were racing down a country road towards the city.  Suddenly, the car started sputtering and died.  It turned out he was out of gas, so Sam decided to go for help.  Before he left, he instructed Samantha to lock all doors and keep the windows rolled up.  The car wasn't a convertable, and didn't have a skylight.  Sam returned to the car finding his bride dead and a stranger in the car.  Since the windows and doors were still locked and closed, and the car was undamaged, how did Samantha die? And who is the stranger?

« Last Edit: August 09, 2005, 07:23:41 pm by iago »

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Re: Out of Gas
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2005, 07:18:37 pm »
Samantha was either roasted or ran out of oxygen. Who's the stranger :O ?
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Re: Out of Gas
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2005, 07:22:57 pm »
It's her baby, and she died during childbirth. :P
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Out of Gas
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2005, 07:23:29 pm »
It's her baby, and she died during childbirth. :P

Wtf, have you heard that one before?


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Re: Out of Gas [Solved]
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2005, 07:24:05 pm »
7th grade math was my favorite class.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Out of Gas [Solved]
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2005, 07:24:27 pm »
If you've heard it before, you should'nt answer :(

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Re: Out of Gas [Solved]
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2005, 07:24:55 pm »
:(.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Out of Gas [Solved]
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2005, 09:16:35 pm »
If you've heard it before, you should'nt answer :(
Or the stranger hid in the trunk and opened the back seat into the inside and killed her (a lot of cars do that now).