Author Topic: Everyone is Jewish!  (Read 10209 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Joe

  • B&
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10319
  • In Soviet Russia, text read you!
    • View Profile
    • Github
Everyone is Jewish!
« on: November 11, 2005, 08:17:53 pm »
According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


Offline Blaze

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7136
  • Canadian
    • View Profile
    • Maide
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 08:22:52 pm »
It is possible to drop religions.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2005, 08:46:53 pm »
While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

Offline deadly7

  • 42
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6496
    • View Profile
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2005, 09:04:13 pm »
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

trust

  • Guest
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2005, 09:19:16 pm »
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

HE DIDNT INCLUDE YOU BECAUSE INDIANS EVOLVED FROM WEIRD PRIMORDIALDIAL ORRROOZE

Offline Joe

  • B&
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10319
  • In Soviet Russia, text read you!
    • View Profile
    • Github
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2005, 09:38:42 pm »
While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


Offline Joe

  • B&
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10319
  • In Soviet Russia, text read you!
    • View Profile
    • Github
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2005, 09:49:21 pm »
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

If you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say anything.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


Offline Sidoh

  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17634
  • MHNATY ~~~~~
    • View Profile
    • sidoh
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2005, 10:08:25 pm »
By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

Joe, I feel the need to punch you in the fucking FACE sometimes.

Just because they say you're a Jew doesn't mean you are one.  If I call you a dimwhitted fig wit, are you automatically considered one by law?  No.  Shut up.

Offline iago

  • Leader
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17914
  • Fnord.
    • View Profile
    • SkullSecurity
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2005, 10:10:29 pm »
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood".  Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible.  If he does, too bad :)

Offline ZeroX

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1933
  • Pirating Your software since 1998
    • View Profile
    • Crap
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2005, 10:44:21 pm »
I guess you can look at it that way. But not everybody in the world is greedy and directors movies.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2005, 10:52:09 pm by ZeroX »
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quote
mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

Offline Kaleeko

  • Female Nerdz0r
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 698
  • Just let him in the fridge already!
    • View Profile
    • Kaleeko's DeviantART
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2005, 10:47:25 pm »
While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

As far as I can tell, only from the point of view of Nazi Germany. Anyone who thinks that way still is... -.-

Offline iago

  • Leader
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17914
  • Fnord.
    • View Profile
    • SkullSecurity
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2005, 11:19:53 pm »
I guess you can look at it that way. But not everybody in the world is greedy and directors movies.
Lies!  Some of them are women!

While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

As far as I can tell, only from the point of view of Nazi Germany. Anyone who thinks that way still is... -.-
Well, Joe IS German... :-o!

Offline deadly7

  • 42
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6496
    • View Profile
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2005, 11:34:23 pm »
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

HE DIDNT INCLUDE YOU BECAUSE INDIANS EVOLVED FROM WEIRD PRIMORDIALDIAL ORRROOZE
You have moved a peg up on my "Post to get trust banned" list.

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Offline iago

  • Leader
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17914
  • Fnord.
    • View Profile
    • SkullSecurity
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2005, 12:04:37 am »
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it.  I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible?  I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)

Offline deadly7

  • 42
  • x86
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6496
    • View Profile
Re: Everyone is Jewish!
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2005, 12:24:22 am »
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)
It's joe, he's already pushed his limits with me, and I was mad++ when I wrote that other post.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine