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Offline SecretShop

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« on: May 04, 2006, 04:50:32 am »
I am a former Bnet junkie, Computer Science student, and aspiring IT professional.  I come here because there are few small communities on the net where people can discuss a broad range of topics.  I am a Linux and Windows user, I also own an Apple computer but I have donated it to my parents for eBay usage.  I consider myself well versed in multiple software development platforms including Linux and Win32.  It is important for me to keep my skillset inline with that of the industry so that I can provide clients with cutting edge technology that can easily be supported.  Most of the programming I do is either for work or in contribution to some of the Open Source Software that makes systems like Linux a viable platform in the modern day.

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 07:07:12 am »
No offense, but you sound like a commercial -.-;;

Welcome.

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 09:24:50 am »
No offense, but you sound like a commercial -.-;;

Welcome.

He does, hehe.
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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 01:30:29 pm »
No offense, but you sound like a commercial -.-;;

Welcome.
That's exactly what I was thinking!! Lol!

Anyway, welcome to the forums.
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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 02:09:04 pm »
mmm, where can I buy one?

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2006, 03:00:20 pm »
I'll take three!

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2006, 03:21:58 pm »
Well for those of you interested the B model is $586.99 after rebates while the A model which comes with several extended features is $876.99 and has no rebate option.  We also carry a Secret Care Plan which can get you an extended warentee so make sure to ask our sales representative about it.

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2006, 04:29:54 pm »
So in the B model, what are the extended features?
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Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2006, 04:37:05 pm »
Mood swings, crankiness, etc.  Pretty much he acts like a woman.
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2006, 04:51:38 pm »
Ewww....  Is model A just a women with their womenly parts?
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Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2006, 09:14:01 pm »
What languages do you know well?

I've seen you around and you seem like a nice and well-educated (for a lack of better words) person. Welcome to x86 forums!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2006, 09:30:09 pm »
Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay. :}

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2006, 10:52:26 pm »
Can you do trig?  I only ask because doing Trust's homework is incredibly fun, and I want to spread the fun around.
errr... something like that...

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 01:34:10 pm »
Well for those of you interested the B model is $586.99 after rebates while the A model which comes with several extended features is $876.99 and has no rebate option.  We also carry a Secret Care Plan which can get you an extended warentee so make sure to ask our sales representative about it.

This is a better deal than Volcano insurance!

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Re: SecretShop
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2006, 06:49:38 pm »
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