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Offline Newby

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Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« on: May 26, 2006, 09:01:27 pm »
Future immigrants that want to hop our border and not wait in line, take note:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/26/slave.labor.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

You WILL end up like Irma Martinez.
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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2006, 12:06:30 am »
I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2006, 01:00:48 am »
Quote from: Joe on May 27, 2006, 12:06:30 am
I rock. Know why? They were from Milwaukee which is in Wisconsin, which is odd because it's damn close to as far from Mexico as you can get.

You missed that north thing.. I think it's called Canada.
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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2006, 01:15:02 pm »
Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2006, 02:04:17 pm »
Quote from: Joe on May 27, 2006, 01:15:02 pm
Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.
........................wtf
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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2006, 04:10:36 pm »
Quote from: Joe on May 27, 2006, 01:15:02 pm
Pfft, who would enslave a Canadian? I would welcome him into my home, have him as a friend, and allow him to come and leave freely.

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2006, 07:15:20 pm »
I'd enslave a canadian.
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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2006, 07:33:41 pm »
I'd enslave you if you could offer me any service beyond rolling me a joint.

Haha, kidding. <3 GameSnake.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2006, 09:21:30 pm »
Quote from: Joe on May 27, 2006, 07:33:41 pm
I'd enslave you if you could offer me any service beyond rolling me a joint.

Haha, kidding. <3 GameSnake.

Blunts are better.
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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2006, 09:54:18 pm »
(21:41:40) Joe: ah, found where tory put my knife
(21:41:45) Joe: on the floor in the middle of my room
(21:41:45) Joe: haha
(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?
(21:42:01) Joe: Several.
(21:42:04) [x86] Blaze: We're all doomed.
(21:42:17) Joe: yup.
(21:42:17) [x86] Blaze: I make knives.  :D
(21:42:35) Joe: i make swords
(21:42:37) Joe: made one today
(21:42:37) Joe: gg.
(21:42:37) [x86] Blaze: I can cut paper just by moving it down.
(21:42:46) [x86] Blaze: Pfft, You can't throw swords..
(21:42:51) Joe: watch me.
(21:42:54) Joe: gg.
(21:42:57) [x86] Blaze: Video please.
(21:43:05) Joe: 56k.
(21:43:21) [x86] Blaze: Mail please.
(21:43:27) Joe: postage please.
(21:43:33) Joe: or you can come get it
(21:43:34) Joe: but
(21:43:36) Joe: watch out
(21:43:39) Joe: because i'll enslave you
(21:43:40) Joe: =)
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2006, 10:36:27 pm »
Quote from: Joe on May 27, 2006, 09:54:18 pm
(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?
You don't remember Joe getting suspended from school for bringing a knife...?

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2006, 11:17:25 pm »
I never got that knife back.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2006, 11:46:27 pm »
Quote from: WiReS on May 27, 2006, 10:36:27 pm
Quote from: Joe on May 27, 2006, 09:54:18 pm
(21:41:53) [x86] Blaze: You...
(21:41:55) [x86] Blaze: have a ..
(21:41:58) [x86] Blaze: knife?
You don't remember Joe getting suspended from school for bringing a knife...?

I figured someone would take all the weapons near him away.
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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2006, 12:31:55 am »
Kind of tough when weapons double as tools and tools double as weapons, and I use my tools on a regular basis. That sounds nasty.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Enslaving an Illegal Immigrant
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2006, 01:51:32 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Joe, that was actually pretty funny. :P
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