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iPod Warrenty
« on: February 22, 2005, 01:46:26 pm »
Many of you might know (from my whining, mostly) that my iPod isn't working.  Well, I filled out the application for warrenty repair on the weekend.

Today, I received a package from Purolator (shipping company) -- apparently, Apple overnighted this box to me.  I thought it felt empty, so I opened it up and found a note and packing foam.  It turns out, they shipped me an EMPTY BOX WITH FOAM overnight!

One of the instructions:
2. Remove the large piece of foam inside the box.  Insert your ipod. Replace the foam.  Close the box.  (edited a little for brevity)

I never laughed so hard!! :D

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2005, 05:26:00 pm »
Don't you need to tape the box? Or do the contents magically stay inside?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2005, 06:19:40 pm »
yes, it also said to tape the box.  They also provided tape!

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2005, 06:48:01 pm »
Thats like A+++++ for customer service right there!
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2005, 11:38:25 pm »
they dont want to lose too many customers!
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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2005, 12:14:14 am »
I still love how they mailed me an empty box :D

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2005, 12:23:32 am »
Try to ask for another box, say you missed place the first one :P
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2005, 01:12:24 am »
Say the box they sent you was missing the required tape and/or instructions, and they need to mail you another, this time complete, setup.
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[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2005, 01:19:15 am »
Why the hell would I want a second box!?

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2005, 02:00:38 am »
Why the hell wouldn't you want a second box!?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2005, 03:34:41 am »
If you actually thought about my post, you'd see the irony.
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[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: iPod Warrenty
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2005, 10:37:34 am »
Haha, they forgot to include the box.  "You guys only airmailed me a tag that says "airmail" and the instructions, no box!"