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Offline iago

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Excellent "cell" reception
« on: September 14, 2006, 08:01:49 pm »
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Offline Killer360

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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 08:19:20 pm »
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D 

Gotta be pretty desperate to do that!
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 08:20:25 pm »
Ew, I couldn't imagine shoving anything in my ass, yet alone a cell phone.
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 08:39:36 pm »
Ew..
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 09:00:56 pm »
Rofl!!  That's too funny.
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2006, 08:23:28 am »
And keep in mind, the phone isn't just in their bum, they pushed it all the way back to their intestine! 
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2006, 02:19:39 pm »
They must really like stuff in their ass.

What would happen if it rang?
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2006, 02:38:04 pm »
Quote from: AntiVirus on September 15, 2006, 02:19:39 pm
They must really like stuff in their ass.

What would happen if it rang?
I just hope they don't have it on vibrate.

Ouch.
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2006, 03:34:33 pm »
Quote from: Hitmen on September 15, 2006, 02:38:04 pm
Quote from: AntiVirus on September 15, 2006, 02:19:39 pm
They must really like stuff in their ass.

What would happen if it rang?
I just hope they don't have it on vibrate.

Ouch.
Lmao.  I don't know, they might like that sort of thing.
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2006, 06:05:45 pm »
I hate people.
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2006, 06:16:39 pm »
They also had phone chargers. Damn! With the pointy metal parts that go into the wall. And seriously, where are you going to find a power outlet in jail?
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2006, 06:26:53 pm »
It would suck if he left it on vibrate mode.  :D
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2006, 06:34:23 pm »
Quote from: Quik on September 15, 2006, 06:16:39 pm
They also had phone chargers. Damn! With the pointy metal parts that go into the wall. And seriously, where are you going to find a power outlet in jail?

They were sealed and stuff, so the pointies wouldn't have been too much of a problem, I guess. I know jails aren't what they used to be ( like.. scary ) and they've come a long way in terms of comfort, but I dunno about outlets.
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Re: Excellent "cell" reception
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2006, 07:37:30 pm »
Who knows, vibrate might feel good! 
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